Oh man - total cool uncle who realized not having kids was the key to life vibes.

Could he BE anymore of a distraction??

You beat me to it. Run Forest run. Far away as fast as you can.

It can’t depreciate much more. Why the hell not. NP for me! Even if you drive it a few thousand miles and sell it for 3-4 k less in a couple years, you will get to say that you once owned a Bentley. Not many folks can say that.

You can chalk the steering wheel up to whatever serious accident this thing was in that warranted an airbag deployment and, as another commenter pointed out, repainting of the passenger side with paint that no longer matches. ND. 

Just watch Hoovies Garage for a sober look at problems

Ever watch Hoovies garage where hes in a constant battle with the care and feeding of these things? 

I’m going to defer to Tyler Hoover of Hoovie’s Garage and the absolute NIGHTMARE he has had with his 2 Bentley’s. One was older, so there’s that, but he had a 2001 Azure that has been a constant headache with mineral oil leaks. Which if I remember control both the suspension and the transmission

I mean, honestly, how dare she ever tweet anything other than “I feverishly slobber on the metaphorical cock of the military at all times”

A 13 year old car with 64K? You could do a lot worse.

make sure to switch that timing belt, Pilot engines like to grenade themselves ( like all interference engines without proper maintenance)

I know it’s not your intention but this is how your post sounds

Just throw the Nazi off the aircraft and tell people “NO TICKET”.

Is there no gay man at the AV Club who could write an article about queer casting in the only movie my gay ass has been excited about since 1997? I feel like I just ran into Lena Dunham in the bathroom at a gay bar. Artie could be the love child of Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather and he still wouldn’t be as…

My parents just gave me their 64k mile 2008 Honda Pilot. I hate it.

But I’m going to drive it for at least 4-5 years, because this car market is nucking futs.

I just popped a few into the toilet.

This is money well-spent!

When we finally eat the rich, as least this one will come with a decent wine pairing.

I don’t know. She looks pretty meth-y to me.

Am I right in thinking that the anti-vaxxer movement started when a Playboy centerfold partied and took a lot of drugs while pregnant and had a child with some medical conditions and blamed vaccines for it and went on a crusade that she later admitted was wrong and ill-informed? That’s the basis for their belief…

Good old Britain, whose only value in the 21st Century is to point out the idiosyncrasies of a much greater nation, 40 years later.