The smartest thing the oil companies ever did was to invent the term “Carbon Footprint” and shift the pollution blame to individuals.

Also the state where an underage drunk kid ran into and killed people, and he never went to jail for it. But they’ll lock you up for YEARS for holding a joint.

“refusal of a blood/breath test”

Found the cop.

Bro's such a fan of war crimes he's larping them in real life 

Even as a Tom Waits fan, I will admit that The Eagles version of “Ol ‘55" is actually better, and sponsored his later brilliance. And the only time I will tolerate a Bob Dylan song is when someone else is singing it. Neko Case does a charming “Buckets of Rain” for instance.

“Oh no, I parked my Cybertruck on the wrong side of the tracks and someone stole it and launched it into a ravine......”

I think his issue (beyond buying an idiot who bought a cybertruck) is that it protudes a lot in the rear.

Wife dodged at least one bullet.

Hah! Fuck this guy, and everyone else who buys an incEl Camino.

I wonder if his pending purchase of the CyberTruck had anything to do with his marital separation?

NP all day. Any clean example of an enthusiast or other interesting car for under $10k is NP now (I said this on yesterday’s too), and this has the bonus of being an actually pretty decent car. The 5-letter is the one you want, and this is about as clean as you could hope for without spending triple the money on a…

I owned a 1st gen RX-7 way back when. The rotary was like having a turbine under the hood—sucked for low-end torque, but did well at higher RPMs for its less-than-huge HP.  It’s a fun engine to rev.

What do you call a bunch of billionaires at the bottom of the ocean?

Maybe the graph will need to be updated. 

I posted this in jest during the original doomed search. How is reality now turning itself into my lazy joke? I hate this timeline.

amphetamines vs weed

I can’t wait until it DeSantis’ sexual kinks get leaked out to the masses. You just know that dude does some crazy shit behind closed doors.

Don’t forget that they also want to go after divorce. 

Well, surely the dash cam footage on the police cruiser and the shoulder cam on the officer should set things straight.  Those were turned on for transparency purposes, right?