Not sure if kidding, but are we looking at the same car? It’s completely destroyed (per second video).

Half these guys were too cowardly to join the military or spent their tour being fobbits and now they want to play soldier. I’m only surprised he didn’t come with the AR he undoubtedly has racked in his patrol car.

So you can pair the poor electrics of Saab’s door locks and window regulators with the mechanical reliability of the Italian steed?

The Saab looks like your older aunt in a Nun’s habit and the Alfa looks like a gracefully aging supermodel. Are we looking at the same car?

Why spend $50K to be stranded when you can be stranded for only $5K?

Rightfully? Jesus, just wear it on your sleeve, son.

The key to keeping that kind of first string talent will be giving him all the Benjamins.

Ohm, all that really matters is he comes amped up to play.

Resistance is futile.

He’s a real sparkplug.

No, when Muhammad Ali took a stand, they jailed him.

He opted out of a contract with $0 guaranteed money and was going to be cut as 9ers GM John Lynch said. But let’s not let facts get in the way.

not to mention they replaced him with a black guy, who is also 1-1 in Super Bowls.

Jenelle’s second child Kaiser

It’s been so long since cowher coached in league he stopped to wonder when they started letting black guys play QB.

People love it when black guys break into places and start doing whatever they want, right?

Says the guy who quit the league to take a cushy studio job.

Well he is white, doesn’t question race relations in America, nor threaten to hold out. In the milquetoast factory that is the NFL Stafford is a fucking superstar.

It’s astonishing that premiere players have to go through this rigamarole while Matt Stafford can make gazillions by simply taking a shit on the field for 16 weeks.