Apparently you have never heard of slang. Since when is heinous a fancy word or something? Sorry, I insulted your favorite car, pedant. Is pedant a 10 dollar word?

Surveys have shown clearly that horses fucked by Snyder have enjoyed it and find it a positive uplifting experience. It is a source of great pride for horses everywhere that Snyder in fact chooses to fuck horses in the first place.

Few automakers embody the concept of disappointment more than Nissan does. With the notable exception of the GT-R, there's no real reason to buy Nissan's middling, anonymous, bloated-looking cars over their competitors. Many were hoping the Nissan IDx and Infiniti Q50 Eau Rouge would help snap the company out of its…

Want to coin money? Slap a "12" or a Seahawks logo on literally anything and sell it up here. They've all just started following football and don't understand that Seahawks eyeglasses and socks are a scam.

The Super Bowl parade from last year never ended in Seattle.

Guessing the same people who used to brag about the Seahawks NFC titles before they finally got an actual title.

Brand new Seattle fans in 12th Man jerseys, of course

100 die hard Seahawks fans apparently...and by die hard I mean they've been fans for almost 12 months now.

I can't wait til they make beastmode crotch flavored skittles

It's a German car that wasn't built before the E36 (the last safe German car to buy) and thus will at some point, sooner or later, have every sort of electrical problem known to man.

What the fuck does this guy know, he believes in evolution?

Very, very interested in hearing these stories when Harper was police Chief. If you're willing to share haha.

This is minor compared to the corruption in the Pittsburgh Police under Nate Harper. Having worked at a nightclub in Pittsburgh, I can say for sure there were many moonlighting opportunities for them. I hear things are better now since Harper was removed, but this is the Steelers. Between them, the Pens, and the…

Not the first cop with a conflict related to the Steelers, either.

Art Rooney II Rooney sounds like a really bad experimental 90s R&B group, whose slow jamz would include "Get on The Bus" and "Yinz Yinz Baby."

After I typed in my comment, I thought "Wait, is 'swiping right' some sort of new slang for masturbation?"

150K. Ha. The Ford Modular 4.6 laughs at that. It's just getting broken in at 150K.

That guy is not fit to be driving!

Alright, everyone is going to say the Buick/Rover V8, so I'm gonna do it full and properly and I'm gonna be an evil bastard and include its V6 variation, which was just the V8 with two cylinders lopped off.