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Seriously, I bet this cat goes on all the fucking time about how she’s PRACTICALLY FAT by Hollywood standards, and how she’s SO REGULAR and she eats chee-tos and wipes her fingers on her designer fur, haha, just like you sad normals! Look at the cat falling over, OMG so relatable, not like those other cats with their

I’m pretty sure Ben had far more plastic surgery than Jen.

GWEN & BLAKE: PREGNANT

This teen-pop-lit-to-big-budget-schlockfest drivel needs to end damnit.

Saw this trailer before Star Wars. This movie looks terrible. The trailer was like 10 minutes long and I still have no idea what the movie is about. It looked like there were 15,000 plot points and sub-plots going on. I moaned. I groaned. I yelled at the screen, “jesus fucking christ will this trailer ever fucking

Everyone should just say that we’ve been drafting new talent and we’re ready for an exciting and hopeful next season.

You know how football teams sometimes have to have a “rebuilding year” where they play like shit because they’re trying a bunch of new stuff and they’re bringing on new talent from the draft? I seem to have a shifty year every 3-4 years followed by a really good year. So I’m hoping 2015 was my rebuilding year.

Harness fire and chill..

Scrimshaw and chill

etchings and chill

2015 was a stupid, garbage year. Lets just regroup and do better next year. And when I say do better, I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

Alrighty. I feel the same way about murder. People frown upon murder but ya know what-I'm going to do me.

I’m 25% sad—Her voice on All Things Considered softens even the hardest news to hear.

I read this and immediately shrieked “What??? Nooooo” out loud and now my coworker is looking at me with concern like someone died.

My cousin was on House Hunters this season (you guys probably all hated her, she bought a really nice condo in Chicago).While I know the formula I dont’ think it ruined it for me at all! I still like seeing the housing options and what they like and don’t like about them. I still like tweeting about how god-awful the

Looking the part is whatever. Angela Bassett didn’t look jack shit like Tina Turner and she managed to bring it. I’mma let Natalie chill.

guys no more punchable faces today, please. no more