I order the alfredo dipping sauce from the OG to go & eat it at home in my jammies, so it definitely counts .

Bravo! People see me drinking my smoothies and juices and are all like, "are you on a cleaaaaaaaanse????" And im always like, "no, sucker, im drinking vegetables bc I hate chewing them. I like a liquid delivery system and I chew nothing but Nutella crepes."

back in the day when i was betrothed to his older brother nick, i thought it might be fun to have a little brother.

Pray....for....Carter

I'm praying for Hilary Duff. Creepy exes are creepy, celebrity or no.

7th and 8th grade were definitely worse than high school even though a lot of kids from my k-8 went to the same high school. Except for a couple of isolated incidents nobody was mean to me. I wasn't popular by any means but I still had a sufficient number of friends. It's really junior high that's the pits. I…

Sprinkles on shit...

nest of leftover mashed potato, crack in an egg, cover with grated cheese, cook in a covered frying pan till the egg is set the way you like it, serve with salad or fresh veggies, been a go-to easy supper since college

I was early to the party and ended up making my comfort food for dinner on Tuesday....big ol' pot of spaghetti and meatballs, tons of parmesan cheese, slice of homemade garlic bread on the side.

I knew there was a reason I made pancake sandwiches this morning.

Yeah, I mostly dressed normally at 12 or 13 and was still a loser.

I literally thirty seconds ago made myself mac and cheese for lunch. Yesss. And I think I'll have a cup of hot cocoa after. And for dinner tonight, I'm having either Thanksgiving leftovers, or turkey soup with toast. COMFORT FOODS ALL DAY YES.

Taylor Woodfin is getting the flu this year and every year. I decree it.

#AnythingBreadOrPotato

It's okay, you're way better than Autumn. She was a jerk.

Can you confirm that the Liz Lemon character was loosely based on secret filming done in my apartment? Because when I was watching that show in the same PJs as Lemon and eating night cheese shit got real weird.

Using Franzia's version.

Two things. One, I 100% want to play Edward Chardonnay Hands. Actually, and this says so many (not good) things about me, can we make it Edward White Zin Hands? Two, since when is it not acceptable to stay home and watch Netflix?

This is pointless and actually counter-productive. The idea that you can show white people how hurtful ethnic themed parties are by having a white party implies that there is or ever could be such a thing as reverse-racism. There simply aren't any stereotypes of white people that white people can be injured by. White…

I've never seen someone wish she was white so much, it's a little scary. lol