Team no Aza(ei)leas. They're both the worst.

Yes, but did the medical examiner *watch the tape?* Because Jojofriends did! Also, googled "asthma attack," so really, how could you possibly be more prepared to weigh in on this matter than Jojofriends is?

Medical examiner said cause of death was the throat being crushed.

You "feel bad" you murdered someone? You "feel bad" ?! I "feel bad" I dropped by toast this morning and that I left my lunch in the fridge at home yesterday. You murdered someone and you escaped justice. Fuck you.

I think the problem is that you are making good arguments generally, but you have chosen a strange place to do it. There have been multiple articles where this would have been well-placed, but this particular article really doesn't engage much with Germany, except the casual mention at the beginning that the calendar…

A flame war? You must be watching live TV with Hillary Crosley! I'm sorry, it's the end of the day here, I'm just messing with you, I apologise.

"I can't breathe!," which were Garner's last words.

IT IS FUCKING SURREAL.

Um, as a Midwesterner I am clucking over your sweeping generalization of what "we" disapprove of. As a person who CLEARLY is an expert on all things German, I'm sure you're familiar with the fact that Wisconsin and Minnesota are VERY motherfucking German and not once have I been privy to any public outrage about how…

Pairing sexy women with incongruous objects in calendars and marketing is not something Germans have cornered. I don't think you can lay claim to that as making this whole carp thing a tradition.

I wonder whether this will become a socially acceptable answer women can give as to why they don't want to/have children: "Because I can't afford to". Because aside from the fact I just don't want children anyway, as a single woman on a secure but low income, it's definitely one of the key reasons why if I did, god…

I think more people in general are sending kids to daycare maybe? (Less reliance on family & more working mothers?)

I might be naive, but does this mean people are paying daycare providers and nannies more? Because that seems like a good thing for the people on the receiving end of that exchange.

Wait. Is this article about German culture? Or is it about a really fucking weird and funny thing that happens to be German?

Kate, when you checked the listing, did you notice this? Needless to say, I am browsing the shit out of the "erotic calendar" section of amazon.com.de right now.

I don't get it either. Im not German but I'm also not American. Maybe its American humour. I don't understand Saturday night live either so...yeah...

Keep in mind Pinkham thinks supporting ALS research means you don't support the injustice in Ferguson. In other words he's a moron and not nearly as funny as he thinks he is.

Um that's me with my boyfriend Justin Bieber please refill your glasses prescription.

I honestly think Warner Bros of all people has the right take on the debate

sometimes i forget if narwhals are real or fictional, and then i google to check and i'm just SO STOKED every time i re-find out they're real.