All I read was how she tried to delay potty training and my brain had a spasm

I once drove an hour and a half to get to a state that had 7-11s so I could buy a Slurpee.

WHY did you say cat café and not catfé???

Cue all the model scouts leaving Eastern European middle schools and flocking to courts, prisons and the hood.

...or Maxi-Thins?

I think it is rooted in the idea of noblesse oblige. Neoconservatives think "Damn poor people deserve to be poor, screw them." Compassionate conservatives think "Poor people deserve to be poor, but maybe we should do something to help them, so we can feel like we're good people."

Rude! He has tons of compassion for rapists.

I think it's time the government seriously consider revoking our Second Amendment rights because these motherfuckers don't deserve it.

If you're counting pressing "Start" on the laundry machine, sitting down for an hour, and then picking up 2 pounds of clothes and moving them 3 feet, then redoing that whole process 3 more times, then I suppose you're right.

You think a household has three loads of laundry a week? Hahahaha

Unless you're living your entire life in a series of house flips or building a log cabin for your family by hand, home maintenance is occasional and sporadic and would never in a million years add up to the hours disparity banked in housework.

It's simple math really, miracles in vs miracles out.

The body of Christ is full of calories.

I actually was riveted by this coverage by the Journal News. Read everything they had in one sitting on Lohud.com. This woman is nuts. A master manipulator. You could make this up - it reads like an SVU episode. Except Olivia didn't get to save the day.

Someone got upset cuz they accidentally thought a boy looked cute. Oops.

My first thought is to be surprised that there's a DMV employee in existence who gives this many fucks about anything about their job.

You're not dumb. Lots of people didn't get it.

i don't get the joke.

Bulletproof® coffee is a brand of coffee created in 2010 by Dave Asprey, an entrepreneur in Silicon Valley who, legend has it, was "literally rejuvenated" after being given yak butter tea by locals after hiking in Tibet in -10 degree weather at 18,000 feet.

That is so many kinds of fucked up.