I assume that everyone has already had a good chuckle over the cognitive dissonance involved in a social commentary blog advocating for a less verbose approach to daily life, but I'm leaving this comment just in case.

I've never had a big dog before — she's 75 pounds. Before I had 20-pound Boston Terrorists, who are delightful in their own ways. But yeah, I never hugged a dog who hugged back! First time she did it, I was all "oh that is the coolest thing ever!" Now she'll stop sniffing in the yard, look up at me, perks her ears,…

I rode with Tim Gunn in an elevator once and he pet my dog and then complimented her collar and I almost hugged him. I didn't but only because he looked so clean pressed and I had just come from a run.

My American Bulldog does that lean on your leg thing. It's freaking adorable. The other sickeningly cute thing she does is rest her chin on my leg while I'm eating. Well, here, a picture is worth a thousand words.

Take your pills, Grandma.

This clip was everything. I went back and paused on it a few times. Rihanna looks like she's doing that thing I do when I'm too scared to watch a movie scene but, because other people are around, I want to pretend like I'm still watching it. "If I just lower my lids and watch their feet I can still get the gist of…

“I have in this War a burning private grudge—which would probably make me a better soldier at 49 than I was at 22: against that ruddy little ignoramus Adolf Hitler … Ruining, perverting, misapplying, and making for ever accursed, that noble northern spirit, a supreme contribution to Europe, which I have ever loved,…

If its any comfort I also think pagan not neo-nazi when I see the hammer. Totally understand the cultural misappropriation thing, its very frustrating when people dismiss it. Any instances ive come across with my own culture is usually well intention and still irks, so I can imagine how pissed off you get when you…

BILLY SHAKESPEARE WROTE A WHOLE BUNCH OF SONNETS

No, they stuff mascara in their pants.

Good. Gooooood.

Yeah, I can't understand this either.... (I have a transgender sibling, so I *get* why it needs to be changeable at some point, but at birth? )

A couple years ago my 9-year-old stepdaughter asked for a "pink fairy armadildo" and her dad and I almost crashed the car laughing.

DICK VAN DYKE'S JAGUAR BURST INTO FLAMES BUT IT'S OKAY HE ESCAPED

I've known a few people who refer to their cheating as "polyamory." I don't think that word means what they think it means!

See I grew up in the pacific northwest and saw many black bears myself. They never got aggressive. We'd lock our food up and stay far away if one was nearby.

Bears are not our friends. I am anti-bear, seriously. I don't think we should have teddy bears or bear wallpaper or build-a-bear. I'm glad I don't have kids. I'd take away their bears and make them play with furry beneficial intestinal bacteria or something.

I don't think this was an accident at all. In fact, I think this is social experiment - a joint effort between feminazis and The Homosexual Agenda™ - exactly what we God-fearing Christians have been warning about for decades.

I would agree with you... after all he's someone who's livelihood comes from gossip after all. However, the fact that she has a new album coming out makes me doubt the whole thing is real.