Or, you know, it could be a well-written, hilarious,engrossing show with one of the best, no, ONLY ensemble female casts, ever. I fail to see the problem with the behaviors she's complaining about from the "wildly racist tropes". The black people say they like fried chicken while acknowledging the stereotype; I don't…

"some deserve zero and a snotty note on the receipt."

Please tell me the grand prize for Drunk Double Dare is a trip to Drunk Space Camp.

Work those ankles, hot stuff - show me a little calf! Come on, baby, there's a sawbuck in it for ya!

Good lord. I've never seen so much demonization of male sexuality in my life. Yes, the goal of a lap-dance is to become aroused. The best dancers are very efficient at producing this arousal. Yes, sometimes after a man becomes aroused, he will ejaculate. In fact, if he doesn't ejaculate, it's often quite…

Why lose weight when it's easier to just sit on them?

I don't know which is weirder — Biebs getting naked and singing for his grandma, or someone, presumably another family member, taking a picture of it.

This and the huge Nutritional Content of Semen post have served as reminders that I should really not be reading Jezebel at work. Or while eating a meal.

"...and about 25% of non-white Americans have zero friends outside their own race. "

Dear Kate,

That's all I need.

"Hormonal methods of male birth control have been largely abandoned, due to questions of efficacy, safety" —> Was this a concern when developing female birth control?

There's nothing self-evidently offensive about wearing a burqa. The entire "cultural appropriation is offensive" idea is basically a falsehood that bloggers eagerly promote, entirely because it allows them to manufacture controversies easier.

I'm so sorry! I forgot how big an ego boost it is for people to educate the poor, helpless, uneducated fatties about how to eat!

Aww, c'mon! It's not like she's a war criminal or anything!

Every girl knows a centaur is where it's at:

Yep, they are really that common. I was 15 when I got my first (a polaroid sent through the mail, back in 1990) and it was from a 35 year old family friend. WTF dude?

Oh, the joys of finding activewear that fits... for less than $75 a pop. The yoga pants I bought on clearance from Lands End a million years ago are finally wearing out, and they don't have them any longer. My Old Navy option doesn't fit me right and the fabric seems too thin. Junonia... nice stuff but I prefer not…

if eating entenmann's alone is such a shockingly bad thing...

You don't think she's getting those lectures when at the doctor while coping with a chronic, degenerative disease?