This is terribly tragic, but it’s not Amazon’s fault. They sell knife sets, would they be liable if I bought one and used that to slit my wrists? They also sell uranium to calibrate Geiger counters, that can’t end well in every sale.

Ok I am not getting an IUD until a hair resistant one is on the market. ain’t nobody got time for this.

Coolio’s recipe for basically American style spring rolls:

We can disagree without being disagreeable. Unlike SOME PEOPLE

If you can find it, Russian or Lithuanian havarti will truly enhance a grilled cheese experience.

I was alluding to the latter. Miley generally doesn’t get good press as it is, so it’s not much of a change for her.

Lest the world forget Trump Steaks, THE WORLD’S GREATEST STEAKS IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD

MAYBE BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER, KARA

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A less plastic alternative with the same level of meltiness is havarti. Fontina is good too, but the taste isn’t as mild as havarti.

I have six kinds of cheese in my fridge, and I’m stressing because there’s no cheddar and I need some pepper jack for “soul rolls” that I’m bringing to a party tomorrow. FWIW, I’ve got paneer, burrata, feta, iberico, manchego, and a little preshredded monterrey jack.

This is on par with having your beloved pay for their own engagement ring when you do the asking.

Also, who wants to bet that if his son came home from school saying he was bullied, that this is the kind of man who would either give him shit or give him tips on how to bully back rather than solving the problem? I’ll bet tree fiddy.

This kind of crap is what the court looked at when they determined that she wouldn’t be affected by a fine. Her supporters would just pay it, and she totally gets off on being a martyr. Sure, they’re sending her to jail to basically force her into resignation, but it’s not under duress — she’s had many opportunities,…

Yeah, it was not a smart move on her part. Shoulda Taylor Swifted it and just apologized outright.

This is my “lunch debacle”. I can go cheap on a lot of things, but going out to lunch or brunch is seriously one of my favorite things that costs money. I can bring a sandwich or something from home that costs me around a buck or two to make, or I can spend $10-20 on lunch. So I set aside “lunch money” for the month —…

She sounds GREAT! Tell your mom to funnel some tuna juice into her conditioner the next time she refuses to pay her share of utilities.

Yes. You are allowed to shame and we will help you if anyone justifies stealing by saying “if not me, someone else would do it”. Especially when you can pay ten cents to get a copy of the map, or SPLURGE on an Atlas book that you can use for years and years.

I know a few. Very few, but they exist. Most of them come from wealthier families and had some, if not all, of their education paid for. The only ones that I know have significantly healthy savings are both bankers and are great with money; they live in a small, nondescript apartment since they don’t have kids, which…

If your chintziness is affecting your loved ones, it’s time to re-examine. If your partner is a die hard lover of name brand pizza bagels, you suck it up and pay the extra 75 cents and get the generic for yourself. If your kid wants to go to the roller rink with their friends on Saturday, you cover it, and no balking.…