The lunch buddy I go out with maybe 3x a week and I split the check regularly, but we also split the appetizer pretty evenly and every entree on the menu is within a couple bucks of one another. Now, if I’ve gotten a drink and she stuck with water or pepsi, that’s when we get separate checks.

Not trying to rain on the shade court, but I think the Nicki v. Miley was totally staged. If you say someone isn’t a very polite person, or whatever her exact words were, knowing you’re going to see said person at an awards show the week the interview comes out when you said the thing AND they’re going to be…

Not necessarily. It probably varies by state, but outside of something ridiculous it’s mostly a matter of what your future spouse is willing to sign. If you’re someone who makes a lot of money already that your spouse isn’t dependent on in their own right, you can have a set figure and arrangement if they’re willing…

My friend in undergrad got a DUI with a suspended license for a year and she drove a moped, but it might vary by state. And as far as $$ goes, maybe she could have considered that before refusing a breathalyzer and presumably drinking and driving.

Yes, riding a bike in Texas in August sucks. And yes, this is technically legal, but 5 mph? Really? Wouldn’t a moped or a segway be more practical and legal?

about 30% of women do have sensation issues and...lagging after birth, but surgery can fix it.

Ask Your Boyfriend How My Ass Taste.....I’ve fallen and I can’t get up, RIP

I mostly say football because football culture is so much more tolerable than other sports, IMO. Better food, tons of booze, and it’s not like the World Cup where people just turn into zombies for a month. I only give a crap about two teams anyway, and they go head to head at the Iron Bowl. Those parties are the best;…

SAME. Just because the sun is out does not make it a “nice day”. Going for a run in 98 degrees because it’s a “nice day” is just as dumb as going for a run in 12 degrees; neither is healthy. My idea of a nice day is when it’s cool, a little breezy, and overcast.

YAAAAAAAAS CALLED IT.

Winter is a second up to fall for me. After living in the mountains where the snow would have us sealed in for a week at a time, it lost some of the magic, but now that I’ve moved I’m excited for new winter adventures!

I’m pleasantly surprised that I’m not the only summer hater out there! It seems like everyone floats on a cloud of waiting for summer all year, to me it’s the season of smelling nasty and keeping the AC cranked and bad hair days. Or, in the worst of it, waiting until sundown to run any errands because loading and…

Us vegetarians have about 10x the gas, but unless you have some gastro issues, they usually don’t smell that bad (or at all, depending on what you’ve eaten). My mom and I are both veg and we fart *a lot*, but it’s mostly because we know it’s not going to stink up the room.

Assuming there’s no view, with the way my apartment is set up I’ll pee with the door open on the first date depending on the date and whether I get the vibe that they’re going to judge me for it. I know I’m kind of weird in that sense, but it’s like I take pride in my ability to pee on command?

I’ve noticed a lot of young women, like teens to early 20s, think it’s cute to be annoying or gross or self-described “crazy”. That shit stops being cute real fast.

I used to spray my ex fiance’s fart trail with Febreze. Those could get SO nasty.

My dad growing up was a celebrator of farts, which my mom hated, and so for a long time I thought everyone should go to the bathroom or at least go outside to fart. Since he’s been gone a good while now, my mom just lets them rip as she goes about her day, and until I started doing the same thing I wondered if she…

Having gone through the comments.....the consensus is that they need to bring back the lineup from apx 1991-2000 sans the abomination that is Nick Jr. So we’ve got...

It’s on youtube!

Hey Arnold is not afraid to get real. A lot of stuff we didn’t get as kids hits us in the feels now.