I loved Invader Zim when it came out when I was around 13, but by 16-17 it had become so Hot Topic I couldn’t really get into it anymore. Childhood, where art thou :(

Since they released the unedited versions and many cartoons that never made the airwaves, I don’t think they can go back — there is zero question that the show is for drunk adults.

Liberty University is a practical joke on so many smart kids in Virginia who can’t afford to go on loans, but can get scholarships. So many atheists and PERVERTS go there on academic or sports scholarships and it’s like they’ve entered a fundamentalist Narnia.

There’s egg salad, potato salad, tuna salad, macaroni salad....none of which contain lettuce. Although you can beef them up with over vegetables and put them atop lettuce and it’s delicious. I think it might be a regional thing as to whether you have to specify lettuce or “cold salads”.

I had to have a come-to-Jesus talk with one of the girls I grab lunch with about avocado. She was going on about how she loved it but it was sooooo high fat, I’m just like hon....tons of potassium, tons of fiber, hardly any carbs, I think you’ll be fine not guilting yourself out of some guac.

Caesar salad with grilled chicken will never betray me. I go through phases otherwise, but that’s something I feel comfortable getting anywhere. I used to make a bed of greens and pile it with cooked whole grain pasta tossed in creamy dressing, seeds and nuts, sun dried tomatoes, pesto, shaved Manchego or whatever…

No shit he’s not in rehab. He’s never had to face real consequences that might actually help him with his many many many many many many many flaws and problems since he was a kid, why would their cult start now? Especially when he could have an “awakening” in rehab that prompts him to spill the beans on Quiverfull.

I’ve always thought deathbed repentance was more or less something people are told for comfort. Then again, theology isn’t exactly concrete. If you can’t convince yourself of your own salvation though, it’s probably not in store.

It depends on the religion and the particular community, but there’s definitely an element of humility that’s required from these prodigal sons and daughters who return to the church. And getting into trouble over it less than five years later? Fakey, fake fake. She may have a bunch of lobotomite supporters but I bet…

I don’t know why the couples suing her don’t want her sent to jail — her supporters will cover the fines until the court determines she can’t keep paying her way out of being in contempt of court. She’s absolutely in contempt. The stuff about her past is fine as fodder for jokes, but as far as cases go this is…

Same. I drank and partied in high school, but the worst injury I sustained were bruises and scrapes from falling over because even while drunk, I knew to sleep it off before driving and not to get into a car with a drunk person. My mom would pick me up if need be.

I was never really talked to about it, and my parents were pretty liberal minded. We never really had the drugs and drinking talk until I was already at it. But it’s something we need to start drilling into our kids heads, especially regarding drinking and driving. The whole abstinence argument doesn’t work, and…

My mom still denies getting drunk basically ever. However, she’s been pretty open about having taken acid frequently in the 70s, so maybe she’s being more honest than I’m giving her credit for...

I think I had my first glass of wine at 10 or 11. It was a small glass, but my parents also hadn’t been super strict about alcohol in the house — they weren’t really drinkers, and I don’t think the fascination with alcohol hit until I was 12 or 13. For a long time, it was a symbol of being a grown up and had nothing…

Things are always the gassiest before the dawn, and I “joke” that my future partner will probably get to wake up to the alarm clock of extremely loud farts with me.

The women willing to come to blows over paying extra for caramel sugar sprinkles that I know manage to stay skinny, because sugar is their only sustenance. They’re unhealthy as shit, though. One of my friends went on a tirade for about three days over having to pay extra for the sprinkles, which I’m still not sure…

Their burritos get too soggy too fast, but a bowl plus chips is basically a build-your-own 7 layer dip for right around ten bucks. There’s one authentic taco joint where I live and it’s downtown, I feel like most people who hate on Chipotle live in places where there are authentic taco trucks and it’s just as easy to…

I had to send back some tacos yesterday, and I think it’s the first time I’ve ever sent something back not just to be cooked more or because the cook or server forgot to put the avocado on. Reason? I ordered a “spiced potato” filling that turned out to be about 70% roasted peppers. I was about three bites in before I…

I’ve been behind people who want only onions or peppers in their veggie bowl. They pretty much get like three onions then whoosh, next station.

VA has been cracking down on it for years; when the anti-vax shit started, they realized that they could be facing a huge problem especially in the rural areas where there isn’t quick access to medical care. It’s almost impossible to get an exemption; I was shooting the breeze with one of the MAs at the county clinic…