I read Holly Madison’s new book, and while Bill Cosby is never mentioned, the use of quaaludes certainly is. She doesn’t come out and say it but before 2004-2005, the Playboy Mansion sounds like it was a giant house of rape coercion. I wonder if anyone else is going to fall once they give that case more coverage.

Bulletproof is nasty but adding fat to your coffee does keep your appetite suppressed and seems to make the caffeine buzz less hit-and-run. You get a really similar and less disgusting effect by using REAL heavy cream (not coffee creamer bullshit).

The main issue is how old the debt it, and how good they are at handling it. I wouldn’t marry someone with a lot of consumer debt. Student debt, if you’ve just completed law or medical school, I know those numbers are gonna be high — but if you have a job and are making the payments, it’s your business. I’m a firm…

because pop culture is oversaturated with them and the last thing we need are people using fucking Minions to communicate about really serious issues. it’s like a way to put a goofy face on a very real problem.

Easy: Malay dude jacking off into the Delta-KLM blanket next to me after they dimmed the lights on a transatlantic.

Ohhhhh yes. I’m sure they’ll be used again at some point, but it’s one of those once-every-five-years items. At least they were cheap.

Edward and Bella are perfectly nice names. I refuse to let Twilight mess them up.

Seriously, normally babies freak me out, but this is a cute one. This is a quality baby.

i am laughcrying

I would use the fuck out of those Le Creuset things for shaksouka.

This really seems like a double win. Real Celiac sufferers can have pizza, pasta, beer, all the wonderful things, and my uncle who claims he lost 50 lbs after giving up gluten but who still sneaks cookies will have to acknowledge that it’s the reduction in overall carbs that’s got him feeling so fit and good.

Well that is....something.

I know it sounds silly, but gloves forever! I shattered both hands a few years ago in a car wreck, so they get achey and whiny in the winter. I wear fingerless gloves if I’m doing something with a touch screen, and really nice leather ones if it’s just typing or non-touchscreen work. My aunt who has lupus does the…

Would they bitch you out for walking in with bare legs then putting on stockings once you get there?

I would start getting sick over 80. Literally. It could be that your setup makes the house cooler than the display, or you could just have a really high heat tolerance.

Helpful hint: at Walgreens they sell these tiny fans, like “5 in diameter, and they snap up and collapse down really fast. I always, always bring them to friends’ houses when I’m staying the night, because while it might be perfectly comfy in their bedroom, mine is usually full of stagnant air. One or two of those…

I’ve noticed in different houses the heat or AC feels very different. The house I rented with some other girls in undergrad definitely erred on the side of warmer, because 73 felt HOT. But clicked down to 72 or 71 was perfect. In my current house, 71 is what I turn it onto at night, because it gets super cold. I keep…

77 is past the sweat zone (76) so it is therefore unacceptable. If I’m sweating while doing paperwork, the heat is TOO DAMN HIGH. The buttercups who can’t handle a 72 setting can bring an extra sweater, cause I’m not walking around the office in my bra.

Heh. Heh. 69.

I’m the same way about being a human radiator, and I’m a lady. I’m sure people would prefer to wear a sweater or even gloves than have to sniff me after 8 hours of underboob sweat has done its work.