"For every one of those women, there's a Louis C.K. and a Henny Youngman and all those – "

Ok, Lily Allen's song "It's Hard Out Here" actually includes the line "We've never had it so good, we're out of the woods, and if you can't detect the sarcasm you've misunderstood.", which would insinuate that she's well aware we're still fighting the good fight. Her thoughts on the matter are apparently not well…

Toastee aka Jennifer Toof did a really insightful AMA about this over on GT. And shout out to her work with Bands4RAINN. She's a good egg.

I am totally not joking when I say I have always wanted to be on soap operas. It looks like so much fun!

Hip-hop needs women. Hip-Hop is often too stupid to realize it.

I submit to my husband. And he submits to me, too. And together, we submit to Jesus.

She doesn't know that I've called an Emergency Meetings of All Black People. We are drafting a contract that any white person must sign before any of us get busy:

So I was listening to Drake yesterday (like you do) and I realized that Rick Ross made what might've been an Ike/Tina reference in his verse on "Lord Knows". Has anyone else noticed it? Is this a new thing?

**Awwwww the emojis for the Ike Turner/Tina Turner reference were just ADORABLE **

I'm 38 and single. I've been overweight my whole life. One of my very favorite things about getting older is that I don't have to participate in clubbing/the bar scene/ going out/ "partying" anymore. Fuck that noise. The worst part about my teens and 20's was feeling pressure to go out all the time to have "fun" and…

Girl, living alone is like the greatest thing to ever happen to me. Things get done on my time and no one else's, and it's seriously so glorious after living with roommates and parents for the first 28 years of your life. High five for uninterrupted afternoon naps and getting to leave my shoes wherever the hell I…

Holy crap, she is Mexican and Kenyan. As a Black person, this is the first time I've heard countries trying to claim a 'mixed' person instead of it being the other way around.

I guess this brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "dick cheese," huh?

... I'll show myself out.

You just used Kool Aid Man as a verb. I think you have changed my life forever.

I'll be the first to admit the pain of having 2 very different sex drives.

That's easy! All we'd have to do is:

my husband is like you. he's in the "once a month" camp, most of the time. i'm much (much) more sexual than he is, and it was a source of strain in our relationship for years. it's not like i was climbing his leg and begging him, but just that he knew i was unhappy, but in order to do something about it, he'd have to…

People wouldn't be married very long then. I've been with my husband for 6 years and both of our libidos have changed over the years, we talk it through and compromise but I can tell you sometimes it really sucks. I'm not going to end my marriage though just because I have a higher sex drive than my husband, there's a…

DING DING DING. I really wish someone had made a video explaining this, then showed it to 12-year-old-me alongside the "Your Body is Changing!" video.