We wouldn’t respect you if you didn’t.

In my first playthrough, I did everything I could to find an alternative solution to wolfhead’s “spread our message” quest, one that would hurt the Legion. In subsequent ones, I realized there was only one: kill all of the pieces of shit at Nipton before he gave it to you in the…

Terrible people should not be left off the hook by having their terribleness diagnosed as a mental illness. It’s not fair to people who have mental illnesses while managing not to be terrible people.

Hey, the machines in The Matrix and The Terminator weren’t evil. While it’s left ambiguous in The Matrix as to which side attacked first (although humans fucked everyone by effectively destroying the planet), SkyNet very explicitly acted purely to keep itself from being killed. Even the terminators were only sent to…

Everything the man does is motivated by one of two things: to get richer, or to get revenge on people who pissed him off.

Sometimes I kind of feel like becoming a Trump supporter because fuck this country; we deserve him.

Only sometimes, though. And I do try to make it coincide with my next shower so I don’t need an extra one right that second to wash off the filth.

They got into sports reporting because they didn’t want to have to deal with important issues. Really, we should be angry at Malcolm for triggering them, just like we should all be angry at players who kneel for making white people think about the rest of the country. Us whites need coddling, you know.

“Even the worst white people could see that beating on kids was wrong.”

Except for the ones who can’t.

Also, this was amazing.

And we still aren’t listening.

Valve should have a team responsible for reviewing content and categorizing titles appropriately, which will enable consumers to filter out things they do not want to see. Everything else should be up to the consumer. As much as I like seeing Nazis get put in their place, I am not okay with things like sexual content…

Go fellate a flag pole.

And players own their labor, and they can use it as leverage to fight against the code of conduct. What exactly is your point? This isn’t being adjudicated in the courts.

Once again, their best solution would have been to do -nothing-. It was not necessary. The controversy was fading. They fucked up and decided instead to try to appease someone who was going to find something to whine about no matter what. Now we can sit here and wait for Trump to insist that owners are terrible if…

They didn’t have to find a “solution” at all. All they had to do was let it continue. Donald Trump was the only one making it a huge issue. The league not only handled it like fucking assholes, but like total incompetents.

In contrast, her children sound like amazing, not-at-all petty people.

No, just my public genitals.

Is that a recording of his Voight-Kampff test?

True.

Personally, the only POTUS I’d take a bullet for without a second thought would be Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. Even though I’m pretty sure that shit would just bounce off of him.

I do understand service to something bigger than myself. That something most certainly has to be bigger than a man.

You mentioned Rogue One and Seven Samurai in another comment. I loved both films, and I teared up in both.

“Too many people like in the world and throughout history people like you have indirectly…

“but it’s also an acknowledgment that Macy’s serviceman is willing to die for his president without a second thought.”

That... is just really, really awful.

Yes, we really have to do it again. Too bad it never takes.

One of the better retcons I’ve seen. The characters otherwise served no purpose but to be prototypical annoying parents.