To be fair, Armageddon is fucking garbage.

Obvious troll is obviously white.

Well, no, of course he wouldn’t—not when he can make a high schooler do it.

“Nobody’s asking why she would file a divorce, but instead how in God’s name she endured a guy who looks like he keeps getting whole gumballs stuck in his throat because nobody’s the boss of him.”

Pardon me while I giggle to myself over this line for the rest of the day.

This is all really simple: if he doesn’t say anything, it’s because no one reminded him to act like he has human qualities like “compassion” and “thoughtfulness.” Someone made the mistake of assuming that because he pays close attention to things that happen to his property that he would think of it himself to say…

Okay, that all sounds perfectly reasonable, but on a scale of “abject terror” to “fear-induced catatonia”, how afraid should I be of this giving my cat autism?

AS GAWD AS MAH WITNESS, HE IS BROKEN IN HALF!

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Stop making excuses for people who are TRYING to be dicks.

“And none of that changes the reality that shouting “dilly dilly” in public is the behavior of simple douchebags who didn’t get enough attention as children.”

“So a crime isn’t really a crime when a celebrity is involved? Interesting!”

Ummm. What the fuck.

Jim Carrey would be pretty awesome if he weren’t an anti-vaxxer loony. I mean, he has other... quirks (New Thought crap) that are annoying but none of them are actually harmful to other people. It’s too bad. I really want to like him.

Good thing we don’t have enough information to verify it, so it can exist as a credible anecdote to bolster your argument without ever being exposed to refutation.

This is awesome.

It’s also the only interesting thing that will happen in baseball this year (and probably next year).

You probably made the mistake of hiring someone who does accounting for a living. That means you just hired a shitty accountant.

Next time hire a professional hockey player who majored in accounting but has never actually been an accountant.

At least she didn’t just come right out and say that obviously the black people had it coming and the police are blameless.

Then again, not even giving any thought to the killings at all, I think, is worse. The ability to get away with that is white privilege in action. You don’t *need* to think about these things when…

Please. Gamers have lived down to every stereotype. Even when they don’t live in their parents’ basement (who the fuck cares if they do, really?) they’re constantly proving themselves to be antisocial, misogynistic and arrogant. I say this as someone who until *very recently* would describe himself as a gamer. That…

“Just because you got Fortnite mobile or played PUBG once you’re not a gamer girl”

The singular form of biceps is biceps.

The pedantically plural form of biceps is bicepses.

That’s all I have and, indeed, all I want to say about Jared Kushner’s body.

I know what it is :P. That’s why I said that.