The choice is a universal basic income (sharing... even the Libertarians in Silicon Valley are coming around to this) or revolt. It’s the same choice that presented itself at the time of the New Deal. And one reason that the New Deal had the support it did was the fear that if we didn’t share the wealth some, then…

This is faux outrage—who cares? C’mon people.

Go up to man with stick. Claim you’re scared of stick. Kill man. Enjoy paid vacation. Claim murdered man was “no angel”. Collect extra overtime quelling the protests after you’re cleared of any wrong doing.

“The World Hates America’s Military”

This is going to change EVERYTHING.

People with rat faces shouldn’t call others “vermin”.

I don’t think you would actually have to do anything special.

Furthermore, the researchers recommend you take multiple, evenly-spaced vacations of this length a year, as opposed to using all of your vacation time at once.

Put hot sauce in all the ketchup so when he puts it on one of those shoe soles he called a steak, WHAAAA!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Goddamn man I can’t believe this is almost 30 years old... Led Zeppelin was just under 30 years old when I discovered it in the 90's. Are kids now going to hear NWA and NIN and think, “What’s this old people music?”

First yesterday they get off, now this fucking joke. People are gonna have to start killing fucking police en masse for any kind of justice.

It’s true. DOS wasn’t programmed to lie.

I think we need to find issues that can bring us all together as a society. Like getting rid of Columbus, Ohio.

Actually if you had just left it with the medal of freedom and vacation remark, THAT would have been golden. Pure sarcasm.

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HELLO DOWN THERE, FELLOW MOTORIST!

Somehow being abused by a stormtrooper sounds more appealing, though.

That’s what that’s what happens when you allow politicians from both parties turn the United States into a police state.

On any given day, in any police department in the nation, 15 percent of officers will do the right thing no matter what is happening. 15 percent of officers will abuse their authority at every opportunity. The remaining 70 percent could go either way depending on whom they are working with.