They can sign the check however they want.

they can keep their money or their heads...not both.

at best, you have a 1 time downward bump in a graph that then immediately starts climbing back to inequality even faster. Remember, everyone getting $35k at the same time means the price of goods skyrockets, major retailers get a huge bump.

*Runs into thread with torch and pitchfork* I’M READY!!

I’ll take that $35K and pay off my wife’s student loans.

This shit’s gonna end in blood.

And uses the word “slacks”.

Nice try skynet

I think too many people enjoy the total moral flexibility that comes with worshiping a god that has no manifestation and can’t be interacted with for that to matter.

Best comic posted so far, no offense to everyone else

When your legs buckle and your face hits the hood, you will be blinded by the wax-job and luster of the paint.

But is it going to suck

Hmm, just looked up to see if I can do a-la-carte channel selection through my local providers and satellite, and umm.. Nope. Besides, Fusion is only on the top most tier. Why would I spend $120+ /month for a handful of channels I actually would watch? That’s stupid.

Fox stang, show car.

thats the sort of ill-advised behavior that could give mustang drivers a bad name.

And many of us “live sports” types have Comcast, which doesn’t carry Fusion! Without streaming, I’d say over 75% of Jalops won’t be able to watch.

I’m a cord cutter too, so believe me when I say I’ll be pressing for a litany of streaming options here. For now it’s on cable and the Fusion app but I’m a big advocate for as much streaming as we can muster.

I just went and got comcast in time for football, but apparently they don’t carry fusion anyway. Only cost my firstborn.

Bingo. Oh well.

“Find out if you have Fusion”? What is this shit? Television. Hm. Nope, haven’t had one of those for nigh on 30 year now because there was too much Terry Wogan.