When we got back to our house after I found that out, I was basically screaming. "Oh my god who doesn't like mashed potatoes!!??!?!?!?! It's practically baby food. IT IS THE BABIEST OF FOODS!!" argrjblarghsdfca;skjn;skdh *dies*

earth

My carrot baby's name is "Earth." Look her in the eye and tell her her life means nothing, you murderer.

ok i could really be reading this wrong, but are you kind of implying that living meat free makes like, oppressed somehow?

Crossfit people tend to be a little cult-ish just in general, so that reaction doesn't surprise me.

i once saw something that said, " shutting the fuck up is gluten free." so i go with that.

I forgot I was on Jezebel, regardless on other sites and blogs, posts about FGM usually bring out the "intactivists" who describe male circumcision at male genital mutilation.

I have a vegetarian friend who subsists largely on tator tots and grilled cheese sandwiches. Whatever. Her choice. Then she threw shade at me for eating meat at restaurants but cooking vegetarian at home. I somehow managed to hold my tongue. It wasn't worth explaining to her how I live in the boonies and vegetarian…

big agriculture- like purely produce- is just as shitty on the environment and it's workers. like i don't care what you do, but don't pretend that food production, of all kinds, especially in first world countries, isn't a fucking shitshow.

Right. Tying food to morality always turns into a disaster.

I only eat the dead skin cells that my body sheds. I'm a level 7 megan and the rest of you are all doing it wrong. .....Bastards.

My boyfriend makes fun of me because I'm what he calls a "cute-etarian." I won't eat animals I find cute. Which means no pork-products for me. Or veal, because - you know- baby cows. Grown up cows are pretty derpy looking, though, and therefore fair game.

A woman's got to have a code.

HOW DID I MISS CHICKEN BABY????

I suspect the vegetarian and vegan restaurants in Brooklyn, the Bronx and Harlem are there as a result of gentrification. They certainly weren't there before white people arrived with their organic food and $5 coffees.

As a vegetarian, I don't think vegetarianism is classist but I do think there's subtle classism in acting like vegetarianism is a superior lifestyle. Eating a balanced vegetarian or vegan diet is more expensive and time-consuming than eating a balanced diet that includes meat. (For example, it rules out fast food.) I…

One of my favorite bumper stickers ever was on a Volkswagen Beetle: Porsche fetus.

I wish we would have a longer discussion about all the migrant workers who pick our vegetables and the extremely low wages they are paid. Just like I wish we'd talk about what it does to our environment to import half the shit we get year round. Tomatoes in January? For fucks sake people!!! Do you have any idea what…

Honestly, I've done both...gone vegetarian for years, then switched over to (my now current state of) being an omnivore.

Cue the idiots equating male circumcision with FGM in 3, 2, 1...

Hahahahahaha. I've started calling my car the Porsche Baby because of Chicken Baby Lady.