The best thing about hockey fights is they always look a moment away from breaking into a pairs routine. Come-on 25, just hoist 22 up into that lift you've been practicing.

Gloria Bigelow has a fun bit about the term "ghetto." It starts at around 7:30.

OMG you should see the daggers I throw when someone calls something ghetto. It's almost always a dealbreaker for me. If it's someone I actually like I'll explain it to them because SERIOUSLY DID YOU JUST CALL AN OLD MACBOOK GHETTO?

he like the way the booty go :/

In Buffalo? That's just a hockey themed wedding.

My friend's lab managed, in the span of three months, to eat a BlackBerry, a chair, and a glass ornament. I don't know how he didn't require surgery and/or die.

A Buffalo wedding without at least 3 deaths is considered a dull affair.

Edit: That gif was a bit more graphic than I realized, toning it down, whoopsie

See what happens when you request "The Rains of Castamere" for the father/daughter dance?

"We just couldn't believe that after an operation and four days at the vets he comes home and does it again," said Banks, who is slowly but surely running out of thongs.

So, I'm related to a vet who periodically has to extract things from dogs' stomachs, as vets are prone to do. One day, a woman comes in with a dog and says she thinks he ate something. My relative does an x-ray, says, yup, there's something fabric-y in there, we'll have to have it surgically removed. So the woman and…

"I've eaten plenty of girls' thongs in my life," Brian the Samoyed boasted to The Post. "But I've never eaten hers."

It's a bad day for Brian-related Jezebel news.

That dog just really likes and identifies with Sisqo.

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Stars stars stars for Lil Debbie.

Fuck. That. Noise.

The cutest butt.

My boyfriend just saw then website over my shoulder so I restarted at slide one for his enjoyment... and I've determined that he is not a connoisseur of butts, but is the Golden Corral consumer of butts. I heard him say "that's a nice butt" 30 times. It's not that any of those women had bad butts, but you'd think he'd…

Honey, does it have to be all about men at every conceivable moment?