bless you

Cashew milk is actually pretty easy to make!

It was me actually. And this morning. Ugh.

Jesus I just audibly sighed at my desk.

YOU WIN

Why is his name spelled so many different ways in this article

Perfect gif is perfect.

Well, we don’t really know it’s a new relationship, right? Just newly public at least? It seems like they've been together long enough that he knows her sister (and her dog) which is not usually like first date material.

It’s worth noting that Kratz was prosecuting the DV victim’s case as he was sexting her and trying to blackmail her.

Ugh I just listened to a rundown of this case on the Sword and Scale podcast. Talk about nightmare material.

That video was soooo weird!!!

Other people have responded to this already but I think these facts have been distorted. He called her 3 times, all after she was supposed to be there at 2. We know she was late because the bus driver IDs her.

Also those things are cheap novelty sex toys. I don't think they could actually restrain a struggling person.

I actually did a movie with Jane Seymour. I was in stunts and didn’t work with her directly, but all the “non-talent” staff said she was a terror. She made the hair stylist cry.

I'm also a huge believer in karma! I'd feel so guilty keeping something that someone had clearly lost, particularly something expensive. Glad it all worked out - and keep checking your roof :p

That's kind of hilarious!

How did the person who took it respond? Did they hand it over readily?

I have to hear how you retrieved it!

I don’t usually comment so you won’t know me but you’ve always been one of my favorite writers. I often turn to jezebel’s funnier side to get me up after having a down day, and few have made me laugh at loud at inappropriate times and places than you. Thanks for sharing your writing with us, and best of luck with the…

TBH I'm in Mississippi for the first time this holiday season, and most of this seems pretty accurate. Fuck the south, sorry not sorry.