How did the person who took it respond? Did they hand it over readily?

I have to hear how you retrieved it!

I don’t usually comment so you won’t know me but you’ve always been one of my favorite writers. I often turn to jezebel’s funnier side to get me up after having a down day, and few have made me laugh at loud at inappropriate times and places than you. Thanks for sharing your writing with us, and best of luck with the…

TBH I'm in Mississippi for the first time this holiday season, and most of this seems pretty accurate. Fuck the south, sorry not sorry.

Grantland actually wrote about this theory.

I don't think the whole series stars him, I think it's like a different celeb each episode unless I misinterpreted it. Because yeah, this joke would wear pretty thin after a few episodes I think.

There's actually a pretty thorough article on Grantland that posits that Kevin grew up to be Jigsaw. Too lazy to link but should be pretty easy to find.

I thought “Admission” was adorable.

WHAT! “Children" is so good. Purpose is a great album, goddammit. I never would've thought.

Congratulations on the new job! I also recently switched from nonprofit to for profit and had to update my business wardrobe to match their dress code. I had incredible luck at Macy’s. Got several pairs of slacks/work pants and a few shirts for about $100. If you go when they're having a sale (holidays are a good…

How about “the overwhelming majority of mass shootings are carried out by men.” Better?

She's actually pretty pitchy if you listen for that sort of thing... I like the quality of her voice but it's tough for me to listen to with her intonation all over the place.

“Good guy with a gun” alert!

Really? It's something you should get detention for not get arrested for.

That’s good! I was disappointed because I tried to be really thorough in my style profile and even made a Pinterest just for stitch fix. The stuff they sent me was just awful. It looked like children’s clothes - really garish colors in zany patterns, which I specifically said I hated. It didn’t seem to improve at all…

I just said this yesterday and another Deadspin commenter said it was in my head. I'm not so sure.

I got a really pretty deep dark purple color “I feel the earth move.” I put on 2 coats and it’s super dark, almost black, which I actually like - although the color on looks much different than the color in the bottle. Application was pretty easy, I thought they dried quite quickly and I did use a top coat, no…

God I HATED StitchFix!! I hope you have better luck with it than I did!

The celebrity net worth sites say he has a net worth of $5M but it’s hard to imagine what that means in terms of liquid assets.

That's a very good way to look at it! :)