Am I missing something? I don't see a wardrobe malfunction.

You're an idiot. Why don't you pop on over to Oakland and see how it works out?

You're not alone! I've always rooted for her, for some reason. Who knows. Like you said, she has zero self-awareness but it generally seems like she's trying to do good things for herself and others but is just crippled by the shit in her life. I'd buy the book.

Haha! I love this wedding so much from afar.

She sure takes the lord's name in vain quite a lot for someone who's so concerned with Muslims.

I also wanted to find the gif of that dude who looks like harry nilsson meets ron swanson meets dancing with wolves nodding his approval but I'm a shitty commenter and have no idea what it actually is.

This sounds like a wedding I would like to get drunk at.

It's taking everything in me not to revenge-fat shame this piece of garbage.

Soooo... we can see that guy's entire dick, right? Right.

This is one of the best articles I've ever read on Deadspin. Thanks, Leigh.

This so much! I really dislike the vanity and, honestly, what I feel is uselessness in "bulking up" and weightlifting just for the sake of looks. I work out with weights but it's only as a supplement to my hockey and equestrian regime. The actual sports and activity are certainly where most of my strength comes from,…

I had no idea Prince Fielder's doctor was on Deadspin! Welcome, doc.

...not to mention that the Photoshop job is just really, really bad.

TAKE MY MONEY.

I actually think this is kind of cute...?

FWIW, I'm also in the music industry but not in the hip-hop sector.

She makes some seriously excellent music and seems like a really intelligent lady. Iggy, on the other hand...

I think it would be equally interesting if she expanded the assignment to women who DO shave, and they also catalog their relationship to their body hair, or lack thereof. Or if it's a woman who typically doesn't shave, but then does for 10 weeks. I think both sides are interesting.

THANK YOU. I was freaking out.

Sorry, this dress is fucking hideous. And those shoes. Who puts treads on heels?