Marvin Harrison is at worst a murderer, at best, a shitty dude.

I’ve had long conversations with my friends about the fall of ESPN. We’re all amazed that a viable alternative hasn’t sprouted up yet. I haven’t watched it (unless I was at a bar) in like five years.

What she doesn’t realize is that she’s been semi-successful in acting, and Fox News is comfortable putting her on air, because she sounds and almost looks white. If she had darker skin and still had a black, South Bronx accent—but still held these same conservative beliefs—no one would know who she is. She likes to…

I don’t even live in NYC and I still laughed out loud when I saw Aziz Ansari’s apartment in Master of None. Sure, a struggling commercial actor is able to afford a $5,000 a month apartment.

Idaho.

There are three kinds of cats: those that act like dogs, those that are assholes, and those that exhibit signs of both.

We’re living in a time where it’s (kinda) legal for $500 worth of pot to be the prize for a 4.20 mile race. Baby steps, people. Baby steps.

Led Zeppelin is far and away my favorite band. Although I was born a decade after John Bonham died, their thunderous—at times scary—mountain of sound changed me forever.

God damn I miss baseball #ItsALongOffseason

I didn’t think it was possible to find someone who looks more like roadkill than Stan Kroenke. Deadspin proves me wrong.

Even without the gaudy numbers, TO should have been a first ballot HOF for this.

Jesus Christ these guys are as bland as that food.

Actually, in TIF districts, all of the added sales tax that is coming from redeveloped land is simply reimbursing the city for money spent on improving infrastructure. So, their missing out on added sales tax revenue for as long as 15-20 years. The question is whether or not private developers are willing to redevelop…

He can do this because he lost the AFC Championship. Just reminding anyone who forgot.

What’s with these motocross-riding plastic knights and their GoPros? When did that become a thing?

This guy from high school (I grew up in St. Louis) was a diehard Duke fan. He was always in everybody’s face about it. I always assumed his parents went there or something. Years later, I randomly saw him at a bar and I finally asked him why he was a Duke fan. Turns out, his parents didn’t go there. His grandparents…

I just........don’t get it. But, that doesn’t matter. I’ll move on with my day.

Is that Michael Bolton in the white sweater?

This is why the internet was invented. Exposing this.

They must have some hard evidence on this guy because the police are parading him around as if he’s been tried and convicted.