Why would anyone remember the offensive line rosters of decades old teams?

The likeness between Royals fans and Seahawks fans is striking. They’re two towns filled with hipsters who just discovered what sports are, just as two irrelevant teams discovered what winning is. It’s an awful combination.

Men used this same excuse when they didn’t want women entering the general workforce 50 years ago. It’s the same tired argument that women are delicate and that men are protecting them from the horrors of the workplace. There shouldn’t be any room for this nonsense on the airwaves. He should’ve been canned on the spot…

He’s getting paid millions of dollars to coach football. The reporters that cover him are getting paid about 1 percent of that. Now, there’s a lot of ridiculous sports journalism out there, but, the majority of those sitting in on press conferences are just there to get the facts and do their job. Bill constantly…

In high school, when someone would smoke weed and freak out, the common excuse was that it was laced with something. People: drug dealers don’t waste stronger, harder to obtain drugs on weed.

I think we can all take solace in the fact that shitbag human being/football geniuses like Bill Belichick and Nick Saban are probably just as miserable on the inside as they are on the outside.

11

I’ve always done well betting red/black on roulette. Seriously. I’d say I guess right about 80 percent of the time. But instead of steadily increasing my bet on red/black, I put the money I win on the field and promptly lose it. I never learn my lesson. That’s the genius of the game—it’s so much more appetizing when…

What’s Providence, R.I.?

That’s torture. Seriously. That’s fucking torture. And seeing those photos again makes me realize the effect the NFL has on most of us. I had forgotten about it. God dammit.

Edmonds was one of the greatest centerfielders of his day—and he was a great hitter. It’s a shame he’ll never get in.

That’s Busch Stadium setting a record for attendance to a standalone USWNT friendly.

Indoor lacrosse goalies:

Football is getting harder and harder to watch. He could’ve easily killed Norman. No joke. The torque on his neck is scary.

Still 11-1. It’s still 11-1.