Disappointment.

True, I love MP Pinball. Still take it with me on road trips. I wish it had a couple more tables, but it’s great fun.

Don’t cut yourself on that edge!

See my friends and I were discussing what Suda 51 meant by punk, because when you think of punk you dont really think of Nintendo and its soft family friendly image.

Gearbox helped with the PC ports of Halo.

And Bungie has worked with Gearbox before, so I’d bet it was a Borderlands reference first.

I thought it was a borderlands reference myself.

Going to play Metroid: Zero Mission again, then go on to Samus Returns and then on to Super Metroid.

I am so jacked for Samus Returns. I still have my old pea-soup-green GameBoy and a copy of Metroid II, but getting my hands on this newer version is going to be fantastic!

...it’s made even better by the fact that my wife, who is awesome, managed to snag one of the collector’s editions for me, and even set me up for…

The society of today, people used to just enjoy reading negative articles about everything, but now, if it’s not negative they feel betrayed and demand it!! We seem to be a species that thrives on misery.

-“If you don’t say what i wanted you to say, you must be getting paid by someone to say it.”

But Kirk, you’re forgetting, you have to say it EVERY TIME YOU WRITE AN ARTICLE!!

Instead of a few hundred words, you have to write a few million, stating and restating your position on everything every time, otherwise you’re just a sellout!!

Indeed. The body of Christ. All muscled up and toned.

Considering the dude was a carpenter by trade, I’m sure he wasn’t a weakling! I’m disappointed that they didn’t show him as a Middle Eastern, as I’m sick to death of White Jesus™, but it makes since this game is basically a parody of common conceptions of deities.

I was going to post something relating this to Dinosaucers (terrible cartoon from the 80's or early 90's) but unfortunately my google image search just shows a LOT of artwork by furries. I will leave it at that.

I can confirm this. That Mario contract paid for the retired aircraft carrier I’m retrofitting into a Yacht.

I initially thought, “meh, just another clone of the other game” but then I saw this and realized, I NEED THIS in my life.

My heart says Noct but my brain says Prompto. He’s the shortest and you have to rescue him from the bowels of an Imperial installation.