Because I can’t play video games at work. 

Why the fuck would you watch someone else play video games?

This was my answer too, but then I remembered the last 10 years of Jaguar, and . . . yeesh, I couldn’t even remember if they make an XJ anymore. 

That oil was dumped in the Gulf because people like you and me demand nearly unlimited oil at rock-bottom prices.

“combined with the impact of their financial investments and shareholdings”

Subaru made a literal Impreza wagon, it was called the Impreza wagon. The Forester was a CUV from the start. 

“And E-bikes are spiking Lithium demand. Which is better?” eBikes are better than gas-powered cars by a factor of a billion trillion, and it isn’t even close. The average eBike has a 500 kWh battery, that’s 200 times smaller than a Tesla.

eBikes are great because you completely eliminate the physical work required. No more showing up to work/bar/restaurant/grocery store sweaty. And you can easily carry a full, heavy load of groceries, uphill, without breaking a sweat. 

Bars don’t have a very high profit margin. They aren’t Amazon. Maybe some profit-sharing arrangement could incentivize workers to care more about the little things, but it isn’t like bars can just start paying people three times as much.

She showed up also driving an unregistered car without a license. 

The new Royal Enfields are far, far more modern than this. I have an Interceptor 650 and its one of the best bikes I’ve ever owned, but still looks like its from 1968. 

“Look guys, all I’m saying is, we can all be sure, none of us are infected.”

Perfect timing; the Downtown Connecter opened recently, so transit in and out of the Downtown has never been easier. Combined with the new bus-only lanes (and the arrival of cooler winter weather, perfect for cycling when it isn’t raining), there are plenty of car-free options that should keep this from being a…

LMAO Verhoeven would absolutely approve of that shot in the trailer of RoboCop blasting a statute of Lady Justice with a handgun while extra-judicially executing criminals inside a literal courthouse. He might even think it was too on the nose!

Sounds like something a short, fat, bald, tiny-dicked man would say. /s

It’s just the free-rider effect. They get the benefit of other people doing the work (and paying the dues) of unionizing.

And the salesperson was clearly confused about the i3, which I believe may legitimately top out at 45 mph when its battery is drained and it is running on its “range-extended” scooter engine in the backseat. 

There are no Israeli settlements in Gaza. You’re thinking of the West Bank.

The Palestinians have willing lived under a Hamas government since then. The only public outcry I’ve seen against the government in Gaza is that Hamas isn’t killing enough jews.

TIL white supremacy is destroying Nazi Germany.