Damn I guess you know more than all those literal rocket scientists. Too bad you never made that your career!

lmao this internet commenter knows better than actual rocket scientists!

Congrats SpaceX, that was a pretty major success for their first-time launch! A spectacular, useful, successful explosion! 

Based Tesla building mass-market EVs for the people.

It’s an intention misquote of a lil’ Wayne lyrics, lol: “Real Gs move silent like lasagna.”

The “reasonable person” standard always applies. You can’t just use the South Park “IT’S COMING RIGHT FOR US!” defense. 

You want a lawyer who will do anything for you, but as a practicing lawyer, I can say that the ones who brand themselves as “attack dogs” or “slimey” and “badass” are, 100%, without a doubt, some of the most incompetent shitheels currently practicing. Those people are universally BAD LAWYERS who have BAD OUTCOMES for…

That’s the kind of advice people sitting in jail give you.

I said in a comment here a while back something to the effect that “any lawyer who says there is evidence that ‘proves’ his clients ‘innocence’ should be disbarred,” and a ton of people came for me like I spit on their grandmothers.

“Orlando would still be swamps and orange groves.”

Meatball Ron back at it once again. What a despicable little shit. 

They did it. Those maniacs finally did it.

But is the Leaf $7,500 better than the Bolt? I doubt it. 

Like I said, she’s wrong. But it’s understandable. 

A good Zelda movie can only be a Miyazaki movie, I have little faith that’s what will happen.

Mario is for every age because no one is too old to remember what it was like to be a kid and enjoy Mario. 

Look, I don’t care how many terrible video game movie get made, so long as one good “Metroid” movie gets made, in which Gwendoline Christie in a massive suit of power armour wrecks alien space pirates for 90 minutes without uttering a single word of dialogue. 

Nancy Pelosi is defending a dear friend and long-time colleague. She’s wrong, but it’s pretty understandable and not that big a deal.

GM years ago axed their entire hybrid department. 

LMAO GM got rid of its entire hybrid development system and now it has to put a motorcycle engine into its SUVs in order to get close to acceptable gas mileage.