You guys know that the Qatar World Cup is being played on sand (and dead people), right?

I want Janeane Garofalo to be in it. So she can say things like "I'm getting too old for this shit."

This is all pure bullshit

My understanding is that every new NFL stadium built since the mid '90s is FIFA-compliant. If you go back to EverBank's opening in 1995, that's 21 of them (22 when the new Atlanta stadium opens). Ford Field is the only one with a non-retractable dome.

One factor for cities hoping to host could be a complementing MLS…

I'm betting this won't end well.

LESSON: Never stop learning, and learn to love it.

Lesson or Skill: Learn how to make weekly schedules

I'm waiting for the day when the viewer has complete control over onscreen graphics. You'll be able to choose whether to display the ticker, the time/score box, the garbage NFL broadcasts superimpose on the field, etc.

It looks like my dad's Internet Explorer whenever I go to visit him.

I give CNN another four years before it looks like this.

PK, because of the anti-Cup posts of a lot of posters on here, I'd personally like to say thanks for coming to Jalop, and thanks for the stories you write. I've enjoyed them all, and appreciate you doing them. There are a lot of NASCAR fans on this site! Good luck this year, and thanks for Iracing with us…

This rule change could make holders effectively vestigal. The NFL must really be mad at Kluwe!

The spelling is Caribbean, FYI.

When I eat at McD's part of me feels like I'm pouring garbage down my throat. I think it's the mixture of lettuce and special sauce.

Mine, as well. But they have a special hatred for White Castles. Those digusting little things.... that I crave like I am a crack-addict...

Binds me up like you won't believe. But I have found it makes great hangover food?

Can we have a live saxophone player available to play Yakety Sax every time the Cleveland Browns have the ball?

What's not to understand? One guy throws the ball, the other guy hits it, fielders try to catch the ball after the batter hits it, sometimes they switch directions of throwing and hitting, and eventually there's tea time. See, it's simple

Pilot: "Holy crap! That was the shortest runway I've ever landed on"