Harry P. Ness

Serious question from PDX: Why only rural counties? Are they afraid we’ll spill gas on our avocado toast?

I’m still long Linden Dollars bro.

Woof woof, baby.

WHAZZAT??

You’re with me, HR.

... The Aristocrats!

You can’t spell impeachment without pee.

WITH the prop sticking out the back.

How about a giant catapult type thingy to launch trucks over the bridge?? You gotta think big, folks! I have the most bigly ideas!

But Benghazi!

1st Gear: Johnny Cab at your service!

I don’t get why any one of these private sector pukes would come within 500 feet of Stumpfingers - cabinet salary is $207K, plus they’ll be forever tainted by association.

I’m fond of this street-parked fastback.

Sharif don’t like it

They should legalize “giving the quarterback the business”.

Needs more whale-penis leather.

For the record, there are four full-time male drivers behind her 28th-place position in the Cup Series standings. All of them are still employed and have been in the top levels of the sport for years. Their poolside photos are not keeping them employed.

Here’s how you can do it Donnie. This one’s a freebie.

¡Cuidado, Llamas!