"Yo ref, that call was fucking bullshit!"

And by the way, Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen are the best sportscasting duo there is. Fact.

Best one is when a news network has an inset of Al Jazeera, with the (Arabic) text going the other way. Mind=blown.

A retired ATP I know did mention an instance of skinny-dipping in the hotel pool... and having to ride in the lavatory once when he couldn't deadhead in the jumpseat.

I hear tape print-through at 0:31! That's how you know it's old skool styleee.

People need to use good sense - wash hands often, be wary of touching public surfaces like elevator buttons, and keep your fingers out of your face holes!

"After video review, the ruling on the field stands. The bratwurst won the race."

My intestines hate McD's, that's for sure.

If only there were large groups of instrumental musicians who's sole purpose was to march onto a football field and play music. What would you call them?

Looks like Fowler's sternum isn't the only thing he's been banging. #HEYOOO

You really don't want to see the calendar from these guys:

F The Police

Well, there's gay, and there's GAAAAAYY, and there's Tom Cruise

'64 Corvair with tires almost as old, sketchy brakes, nonfunctional defrost. With all the weight in the rear it was like steering a snowmobile; you turned the wheel and it gradually slewed around.

Excuse me while I encase myself in concrete.

*drools*

I was two. I kinda remember the last couple moon missions, as well as Apollo-Soyuz and Skylab. Now get off my lawn.

Mazie Hirono (D-HI) is also the first Japanese-born senator, and the first Buddhist senator.

I had ONE martini at like 5:30, and I still tossed and turned all night. Getting old stinks.

I remember you could also crank the buzzer up to full, and simulate a catastrophic earthquake. Good times.