Might wanna channel all that blissful orgasmic energy into working on those empathy skills then.

It doesn't appear as though she's about to marry anybody. It appears as though she's Instagramming photos of large rings on a hand.

Yes and No. They should've been shut down for at least 4 years so all current members would have graduated and wouldn't be allowed to be part of greek life again. With such a short ban, the current members may be allowed to join again, which defeats the purpose of the ban. With short bans, the guys in the fraternity…

i am sorry, but i don't understand your 1st sentence

yes, and according to the article, they're only "shut down" until [wait for it!] 2016!

Good take on my good take. Gotta say, I did not expect you to pull out that ol' lazy chestnut. (I use all those things and also work for a repro rights nonprofit and also that is obviously not "my take" and I'm pretty sure you know it.)

I thought we'd gotten to a point where we could simultaneously be feminists, exist…

Makeup, perfume, jewelry, and a $3,000 vibrator.

How revolutionary.

It's like track in that the fastest are seeded into the middle of the pool; the lane progression from first to last goes 5,6,4,7,3,8,2,9,1,10. People with the fastest times going in tend to have the fastest times coming out, but if you have something with preliminaries and finals some fast swimmers will take it easy…

Basically, yes. Every once in the while an athlete in the outer lanes will win, but the fastest competitors are generally in the middle. and even though those on the outer lanes may not win the race, they can sure try to improve their personal bests so that someday they may be in the middle lanes.

When I wanted to switch from condoms to IUD + no condoms, Guyrootof not only got the tests (again, since it had been three months since we started), but did so when his mom was in town, knowing full well that she might suspect why he needed to stop by Planned Parenthood. We were still in the not telling anyone phase…

Ask for an STD test, I second. If they so much as hem or haw, get outta there. The hottest thing that ever happened to me was "I got one two weeks ago, I think the letter thing they sent is on my coffeetable still if you wanna look at the results..."

hey all, has anyone with anxiety/depression ever done cognitive behavioral therapy? Does it work?

Fellow Jezzies, please be on the lookout for lastburneraccount and avalordefamclub as they are posting HORRIBLE, EXTREMELY GRAPHIC animal abuse pictures. Help keep this site safe: use the 'Flag' button' immediately and do not engage or respond to them. directly.

I put my house on the MLS this afternoon. It isn't the hottest market(Ridgecrest, CA), so the average time to sell is 90+ days (according to the realtor). It looks I'll be heading to Houston in the short term. My Mom and two of my sisters live there.

Today we heard screaming coming from an apartment on our floor, and called the cops, and I've been totally rattled by it all day. Our building is usually pretty quiet, aside from the occasional party or kids shouting or whatever. We heard a woman screaming, and to me she sounded scared. What freaked me out is that she…

SERIOUSLY, WHY ARE PEOPLE UNGREYING THAT SHIT? AND HOW HAS IT NOT BEEN REMOVED YET???? WHAT THE FUUUCCCKKKKKK???

For everyone that was subjected to that godawful shit, have a kitty. And don't worry, this one is adorable and still alive. I promise.

It is sad also a lot of Americans do think that Pakistan is located in the Middle East.

If frequent bathroom breaks for a pregnant woman equals stealing from the company, then I wonder what peeing all over the assembly line and creating an unsanitary environment for both the products and the workers is. Because that seems to be the alternative here.

The Hollywood Walk of Fame is an institution celebrating the positive contributions of the inductees. When people are unhappy with one of our honorees, we would hope that they would project their anger in more positive ways then to vandalize a California State landmark.