Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.

Driving up to the tree under the bright lights at Englishtown was one of the more epic feeling experiences of my life.

Dearest phone manufacturers,

That’s not an inverter...

That’s not an inverter...

Language warning.

Hey, wasn’t that the magic ingredient that allowed them to make meth without the need for pseudoephedrine on the critically acclaimed television series Breaking Bad?

Hey, wasn’t that the magic ingredient that allowed them to make meth without the need for pseudoephedrine on the…

Unlike the SSR, this is actually an improvement in the looks department. For $100, it would be worth it just to park it in the driveway and use it for a source of meme pics.

It’s just a shame that there is only one of them.

So tempted to comment, but like not being greyed for no good reason.

Oh, you absolutely should. The man truly appreciates his fans... and that someone remembers him at all.

I used to know a lady who bracket raced a full size OJ style Bronco, in white.

Wolfman jack can’t drive worth crap.

Well it wasn’t ideally designed or maintained then if it’s flooding, now was it?

Those aren’t potholes, but even if they were, it’s June. Potholes were filled in months ago.

But, they’re misspending it all anyway. We might as well get some decent roads out of the deal.

Can we, though? Hard to study when you’re sopping wet.

It’s the same kind of mentally that put New Orleans under water, way back when. “That’s too expensive, besides, what are the chances...”

Actually, it does. They know it’s gonna snow, and they know it’s going to be an unsafe clusterfuck resulting in injury and potential death. They just can’t be bothered. Not like they need to buy new trucks every year. With the amount they’d be used they would last forever with proper maintenance. Hell, the DOT…

They dig up roads on a whim anyway and piss away billions on countless amounts of nonsense, so yeah, if you want to be a world class city, fix your shit.