Taxes like you wouldn’t believe, and you’re right, weather is weather. It’s nothing new. How did it manage to sneak up on the civil engineers?

Well, now it’s international news and a black eye for the entire country. Canada works hard to keep up appearances, dontchakno?

Everybody makes mistakes, but most problems are solvable with enough money and engineering. Sounds like 100 years of complacency are keeping you guys under water. I mean, it’s been a while since I’ve been, but Florida gets hammered with rain worse than anywhere I’ve ever been. Like, pull over because the wipers do…

Considering the taxes citizens pay, you’re damn right. If you're going to build a city, you should have a vague understanding as to what the hell you're doing. 

Perhaps the city should investigate why it’s infrastructure can’t handle rainwater in the dead of summer without creating huge pools in the street. What the hell happens there in the winter when the storm drains are covered in ice, snow, and debris? 20,000 leagues under the sea?

Sweet lifehack. Totally relevant to lifehacker.

*Hatred Intensifies*

One of my all time favorite movies.

Gotta get their attention so they don’t miss the finger somehow.

Someone out there designed the Captiva.

Fact: Submerge the wreck in salt water. It will safely discharge the cells, and will prevent re-ignition.

How about they try building a reliable car, while they’re at it?

Lexus: Solving the homelessness crisis, one wheel well at a time.

I have awoken to find my vehicle in mid-air.

You know the score, pal! If you’re not cop, you’re [s]little people.[/s] a criminal.

Does is collect the flavour from the fur and turn it into bullion?

Does is collect the flavour from the fur and turn it into bullion?

Chicken Sensations.

When I was a kid there were two things that were a given: Flying cars, and California breaking off from the US mainland and sinking into the ocean due to seismic activity.

The front end reminds me of a snooty french waiter:

Looks clean, but has connecting rods as fragile as champagne flute stems, so forget about upping the boost without tearing into the engine.... And I’d want to up the boost because a 170hp turbo 4 banger sounds a bit uninspiring these days.