Guess you missed the line ending “piled on by every subsequent president for their own purposes.”

This is the homage Nina Simone would have expected.

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

I also refuse to let him go.

Here’s a REALLY simple rule of thumb.

1. I’m a guy and never at any point thought it would be smart to challenge this quote or whatever it is you’re doing because I see enough truth in it to leave it be.

This is perhaps not the best place or time for it, but can I say how much I dislike the idea of “preferred” names or pronouns? My name is my name. My pronouns are my pronouns. I demand them, I don't prefer them, and if you use the wrong ones, we will have a problem.

Sadly, all of Time has been run by men.

no guns= no guns being pointed at people= no one dies from guns.

This is the quintessential GG response. Well done for inadvertently demonstrating my warning. Now scurry away, little one.

Have it all you want. Just don’t start vaping in a place where you know you wouldn’t be able to smoke. Vaping in your own home? A+, please continue. Vaping outside? Go for it! Vaping in a god damned movie theater like the asshole at my showing* of The Hateful 8? GTFO.

Would you SMOKE inside someplace? No? Then don’t fucking vape inside either. It isn’t the fucking 60s, it’s impolite as fuck and it makes you a giant dick if you do it. Take it outside. I truly couldn’t give less of a fuck about the “oh, it isn’t smoking!”, “there’s no second hand smoke, it’s fine!” excuses.

Trust me, friend, a ton of your vaping compatriots think it’s just fine and dandy to do inside because “it isn’t smoking”. I’m glad that it helps you stop smoking, that’s great, but treat it like smoking AND FUCKING DO IT OUTSIDE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

You can have it. Just do it outside. It isn’t fucking hard.

It’s gross. I work at a Children’s Museum and at least once a month I have to tell adults that no, you can’t vape in this space. Because, you know, this is a museum designed for CHILDREN.

There’s no evidence to say that it’s safer, and no regulation as to what’s in it. The few medical studies that have been published are concerning, especially with regards to the propellants (the problem with PG is not actually nonsense) and the second hand exposure levels. You might be right; it might eventually be…

Jane Pratt is the person who taught me about just how deeply one can be disappointed by one’s heroines. I will never forgive her for creating Sassy, which was fucking awesome, and then doing... literally everything she’s done since then, which has been, on the whole, The Worst.

“I’m thinking about writing an article: Cheerleading as the New Yoga. Last year I did Yoga as the New Cheerleading, but I’m ready for a fresh spin!”

It Happened To Me: I Stopped Giving A Shit About That Website

XO JANE SUCKS