Guess you missed the line ending “piled on by every subsequent president for their own purposes.”

This is the homage Nina Simone would have expected.

I’m over crochetty old white people talking shit about Beyoncé and Cam Newton this morning. Dear fellow white people:

I also refuse to let him go.

Here’s a REALLY simple rule of thumb.

1. I’m a guy and never at any point thought it would be smart to challenge this quote or whatever it is you’re doing because I see enough truth in it to leave it be.

This is perhaps not the best place or time for it, but can I say how much I dislike the idea of “preferred” names or pronouns? My name is my name. My pronouns are my pronouns. I demand them, I don't prefer them, and if you use the wrong ones, we will have a problem.

Also these kids:

Sadly, all of Time has been run by men.

i love the people that decry horrible companies but keep shopping there ..

Getting close? I’m not really sure how much closer they can really get, what with suing any company or refusing to do business with anyone who doesn’t play by their rules.

There are two great independent bookstores in close proximity to that mall that deserve your business more than Amazon. Third Place Books in Ravenna and University Book Store on the Ave.

no guns= no guns being pointed at people= no one dies from guns.

This is the quintessential GG response. Well done for inadvertently demonstrating my warning. Now scurry away, little one.

Have it all you want. Just don’t start vaping in a place where you know you wouldn’t be able to smoke. Vaping in your own home? A+, please continue. Vaping outside? Go for it! Vaping in a god damned movie theater like the asshole at my showing* of The Hateful 8? GTFO.

There’s no evidence to say that it’s safer, and no regulation as to what’s in it. The few medical studies that have been published are concerning, especially with regards to the propellants (the problem with PG is not actually nonsense) and the second hand exposure levels. You might be right; it might eventually be…

Jane Pratt is the person who taught me about just how deeply one can be disappointed by one’s heroines. I will never forgive her for creating Sassy, which was fucking awesome, and then doing... literally everything she’s done since then, which has been, on the whole, The Worst.

“I’m thinking about writing an article: Cheerleading as the New Yoga. Last year I did Yoga as the New Cheerleading, but I’m ready for a fresh spin!”

It Happened To Me: I Stopped Giving A Shit About That Website

XO JANE SUCKS