“How about now? I’m not doing anything right now.”

I always assumed it’s because I have a great ass.

The DA office put that out? Do they have any evidence that this ever actually happened?

HR personnel are garbage and don’t deserve any respect whatsoever. Reading their whiny LinkedIn articles about being ghosted by job seekers is hilarious. You owe them nothing unless you think they may be of use to you in the future.

...and people who buy, use and recommend these things can all burn in hell....

But cigarettes are still available for sale? 

Every time I eat foie gras I feel like my body rolls a d20 to see if I get gout or not.

Oh for God’s sake. What do people drink in countries that are known for spicy foods?

It’s significantly better than NY pizza, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise

“Actually shops at a farmer’s market” should start shopping at actual farms. This shit goes down all the time at the farmer’s market too.

File sharing sites often have them.

Possibly a more pressing question: what are you doing snooping on your partner's phone?

Well the book Bad Blood answers this. She is completely and totally absolutely insane.

It's just common courtesy and class. Obviously the author has none. And yes its because you didn't pay up for first class. 

I remember seeing someone on reddit suggest ages ago he'd make a brilliant Doctor Octopus and now I can't see anyone else but him taking the role. 

UCOTD (unpopular comment of the day)

I’m not changing my avatar.

Automation should be the death of fast food jobs.  Nobody should have to work in a job that can be easily automated. 

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Hmm, it’s almost like the children of shitty people become shitty even shittier people. Who’d have thunk it?