She probably mad because it smells good and she hangry.

In the good old days we’d just force kids to eat shit they didn’t like. Not woke, but keeps them alive and healthy.

If the “special” deals are static, shouldn’t they be considered “combos?”

Is the cherry pie actually famous

Dumped a guy over his heavy Boston accent. I just couldn’t handle the way he would talk during sex, saying “Oh my gawd, ya tits are ahwsome!”. It was like banging Ted.

One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot.

I’m wondering why he bothers rescuing them. Seems like that part of the herd needs to be thinned. Also ... that is hilarious, thanks for sharing.

I have a friend who regularly saves drunk weekend tubers after they’ve floated downstream and into the Arizona desert. One girl told him she thought the river just circled around and you’d float back to your original spot. You can’t make this stuff up.

That is my read on the subject too. Cuomo’s over the top reaction kinda proves the insult. Which you’re also right its an insult not a racial slur. 

Replacing the word “dog” with “social media celebrity” in your post makes your statement equally valid.

She’s intentionally mixing apples and oranges. She is using the success and popularity of the women’s national team to argue that a women’s professional league should be given more money. This, of course, completely ignores the fact that the women’s national team is not designed as a business. For whatever reason she…

In a lot of places - the UK for example - cunt is a common, relatively benign insult, deployed against both men and women. Much like how here in North America we might say “stop being an ass”, but with cunt instead of ass.

Needs stronger profanity.

I miss Rude Negro......

I think there’s still plenty of his spirit around here, slightly spread out among us mortals.

I asked for my meal without bell peppers. Can I get $5 off please?

Counterpoint:
Vinegar is not the be-all end-all of cleaning products and is actually pretty ineffective at cleaning your dishwasher parts. Vinegar is an acid and is only good for mineral deposits and some bacteria, it won’t really touch molds or grease. When your dishwasher starts to get really smelly from an invisible…

Counterpoint:
Vinegar is not the be-all end-all of cleaning products and is actually pretty ineffective at cleaning…

Welcome to the liberal communist state of California. Hopefully shit like this makes you think about who your voting for. 

His anger also seems pretty off-brand, man. 

Contrary to popular belief, the Democratic Party relies on wealthy and/or corporate sponsors just as much as their Republican counterparts.