As Martin Luther King might have said “I have a dream. That black and white influencers will live together in a sponsor-paid house and the house tumbles down the steepest hill in all Coachella into an indistinguishable pile of rubble (and influencers). Amen” 

Onion Rings. (Beer Battered)

Also Acceptable: Beer

Fuck the Philippines, China can have them. Because look at the map: Nothing but thousands of miles of deep blue ocean to the east (US), and primarily Islamic Indonesia to the south.

It’s like an F-22 had a baby with an F-35, which raises a whole bunch of fighter jet incest questions.

I was always under the impression that if you had money then you could go to USC. There was no need to bribe anyone because the outrageous tuition was essentially the bribe.

The Passion is basically anti-Semitic, Jesus torture porn. 

How about just not shaving you bunch of baby faced sissy boys.
Oh I get it... you cant grow a decent beard. Makes sense now.
Sincerely - Hairy Faced Man

You said it. And are wrong.

Midwestern bland is a spice, right?

Then it’s game [over] if he passes. Saves time.

I work in the packaging industry. Good luck with that approval. 

Otherwise, throw that shit to the curb, buy a Kindle, regret nothing.

I don’t understand what everyone is upset about. It’s just a small fuel leak, never a big deal on an Italian exotic.

*Small violin plays for man who chose not to use a condom*

You can’t say that shit and then not provide the recipe, dude. It’s cruel.

Medium.

I still don’t know how we’ve made it this far without a white hat hacker writing a virus that will delete Comic Sans from every machine it touches, but here we are.

She briefly considered buying some oregano in 2007 but decided against her food coming off as “too ethnic”. 

At some point, when you’re ready, share the story. You’ll feel better.