I always liked the Budweiser Lizards.

My brother in law worked on that movie. Supposedly as a director’s assistant, in reality as the production crew’s drug connection. As a kid I remember hearing about this “shitty movie” (my dad’s words) that was taking forever to film that my junkie/dealer BIL was always pitching as his way into the Hollywood big time.

So unattainable that I’m surrounded by people that live pretty much exactly the Simpson’s lifestyle. Perhaps you need to get out of whatever homeless-infected shithole you live in.

1) You forget that game developers hate the people that play their games

If you think a piddling $1200 is a LOT of money you have worse problems than some guy supplementing his income on the side selling game items to suckers.

Lusting after power for its own sake is very realistic. For example, it explains politicians perfectly.

Latina women are better than Asians.

I haven’t followed this at all because shows like The Bachelor are for complete idiots, but she sounds like a bitch.

Apparently it was decided that what she brought to the table wasn’t worth the extra $$$. As anyone that’s in business will tell you, ultimately everybody is replaceable at any job. Very, very few people are actually so critical to any endeavor that literally nobody else can do what they do. The harder you are to…

This is the problem with “artists” for the last century or so - too many people without any actual artistic talent keep turning out stuff that everyone else knows is crap. It’s not that they “don’t understand art” it’s that they understand it far, far better than the wanna-be artist.

Good lord! Those are all ugly, ugly vehicles - are you sure they aren’t secretly all new Prius models?

“Breakfast for dinner” has been around for a LONG time. It’s not just waffles.

Lots of lingerie, a few cameltoe shots, some posing with another woman. You’d see more skin at the beach. The only racy thing about what you can find with a quick web search is that you can tell she’s been waxed smooth.

By design, organized religion is judgmental beyond comprehension - what did they expect?

The issue is that over the last 40 years society as a whole is completely freaked out over the concept that any child under about 14 or 15 is unsupervised by an adult 100% of the time. When I was a kid an 8-year old was considered sufficiently mature to look after a toddler sibling, and 12-year olds were lining up…

I lived in snowy Montana and Colorado until my mid-30s and never saw ANYONE ever do this. You turned on the defroster, brushed as much snow off the windows as possible, scrape off the ice, and waited. You knew better than to try and lift the wipers off the frozen windshield, so you’d scrape as close to them as…

When we cut the cord Xfinity just gave us a streaming box, which is OK, we don’t use it that much. My wife wanted CBS All Access, for which we have to reboot our box a couple times a week when it crashes, and then we signed up for T-Vision, which has a DVR function for 100 hours of shows. T-Vision on a Fire Stick…

When we cut the cord Xfinity just gave us a streaming box, which is OK, we don’t use it that much. My wife wanted…

John Elway’s dealerships were notorious for this stuff back in the 90s - the press had a field day with it, and the local DA was not amused.

No mention of all the slutty teen girls that screwed over some guy because they thought they found a better deal? Or all the drama and head games? How about the playing hard to get, only to dump the guy two weeks later because some guy twice her age with a BMW fondled her ass?

This is exactly the sort of thing that keeps QA employed, forever.