I can’t really get worked up over this as comic books routinely steal each other’s characters to such an extent that they are interchangeable between universes.

Skim milk is basically just water with a little white dye added to it. Tastes nasty.

Half and half is barely any different than whole milk, and your doctor is a moron.

I’d like to have all my student loans paid back to me from 30 years ago, with interest. If today’s losers can get a free ride, then EVERYBODY that ever paid off their loans should get a refund.

Only a fool would pay $200 for something that shouldn’t cost even $50. For $200 you can easily get a 2000A battery jump starter with an air pump, inverter, and USB outlets.

Only a fool would pay $200 for something that shouldn’t cost even $50. For $200 you can easily get a 2000A battery…

Oh, so you discovered “burn out” and think it’s a new observation?

The first thing to make is waffles. And please, don’t commit blasphemy and use a mix.

You can self-identify as anything and you must be taken seriously. These are YOUR rules, after all. If she wants to say she NA, who the hell are you to say otherwise?

You’re the asshole that is always ten minutes late to every meeting, aren’t you?

Because waitresses so enjoy offending the strong feminist that makes an issue out of everything just because she can. You go girl! Teach that little serving wench that YOU are not to be trifled with because out of the zillion tables she’s waited on today, YOU are the one empowered, strong, independent woman paying!

Yes, she is. And she likely thinks you are trite, boring, and generally full of yourself.

Weird, I thought my grandmother had died 35 years ago, but here the annoying pain in the ass is working a coffee shop in Oregon.....

The secret is lots of butter, some heavy cream, a bit of salt, and a good old-fashioned hand mixer.

I miss IMAX with recliners and drink service. The other people, not so much.

Exactly. It’s a throw-away vehicle.

The phrase “rolling death trap” comes to mind, but it always does when I’m looking at someone’s “cute” economy car that looks like a roller skate powered by a gerbil and a couple of rubber bands. Your puny little economy car is typically only safe in a collision if you’re hitting pedestrians or cyclers, and maybe not…

HR is best understood as your enemy in nearly all situations; it exists to protect the company, and, by extension, management. Unless your complaint is something that will result in a lawsuit against the company, their attitude ranges from “go fuck yourself” to “I see you’re becoming a problem, time for you to pack…

You should routinely pour boiling water down your kitchen drains, flies or not. It takes care of a lot of build up and will certainly make your garbage disposal smell a lot nicer.

No, that battery was going to die soon anyway. What will most likely end up happening is the battery will just keep taking a charge - forever. You can put your ear up the battery and listen to the bubbles roiling away in the acid.

If your car’s battery went dead after several weeks of non-use it was likely on its last legs and needed to be replaced. A good battery with life left in it can go months, perhaps even a year or two, and still start your vehicle. A 20 minute run to the store and back will do more that just put some charge on your…