Hell, women in general don’t cook anymore. They all stopped doing it in the mid-70's, and now think that heating a can of soup is “cooking”...

You’ve obviously never had wild rice stuffing.....

Too bad Colin was benched for losing his mojo after failing to make a repeat showing at the big game.

Maid service.

Maid service.

If you actually believe that his list of conquests includes an over the hill, saggy, and tattooed porn star, then you’re too stupid to be taken seriously.

Are there any actual instances of this happening, or just an “OMG! They could totally do this if the airport maintenance staff was in on it!”

Half the nation has been rolling it’s eyes at Obama for well over a decade now.

Believe it or not, just a few decades ago they smelled MUCH, MUCH WORSE. I grew up around them and the stench was, literally, vomit-inducing.

Which is weird, because reputable temp agencies frequently pay contractors MORE than the going permanent-employee rate in the Seattle area. I suspect the agency was being greedy and looking to keep a larger share of the contract price for themselves.

About 30 years ago I went to a job interview and discovered the pay grade was about 40% below anything I’d accept, even if I was still doing that level of work.

Snipping tool is practically a work requirement.

Geez. The more I read about it the less I want one. Looks like I’m sticking with Samsung.

Cut the price and get a better processor.

The the times I’ve seen them at a McDonald’s the interface was horrible. A smart parrot could have designed better.

Yeah, as if cheese, ice cream, and all those glorious dishes that require milk are just going away.

After the first few questions it all degenerated into how much an asshole the author is.

Take them down to Williams Sonoma and they’ll fix your kitchen knife if at all possible.

Many places will sharpen a kitchen knife for free (Williams Sonoma), so unless you want to bring in your entire set all at once ($5 each) getting them sharpened and honed annually is merely a trip to the mall.

I was thinking that cheap shoes were “under $100" while expensive ones were $500 and higher.

It’s like cat people telling you about dogs.