Interesting list, but boy did you miss a lot of stuff.

I assumed the secret was “maid service”.....

I assumed the secret was “maid service”.....

Traditionally, it’s Chinese food.

The heat from gas is used directly at the point of combustion, therefore being the most energy efficient method. If you have a propane tank, then your maintenance is limited to a single, very short, gas line and a tank. Both of these are good for decades.

All this green energy bullshit fails to account for basic physics. The only way you are going to ever have 100% “green” energy is to revert back to 19th century technology. Of course, that means more pollution.....

That’s what, 3 homes?

The only people that think electric stoves are great are people that are used to cooking over wood stoves.

Install a propane tank and be done with it.

By “pretty great” do you mean “fucking insane”...?

If Amazon just packed up and left Seattle would fucking implode economically for at least a decade. Personally, I hope they wait until the day after I sell my home and retire, because I want to milk this region’s stupidly high housing costs (thanks to the moronic Growth Management Act) for every penny.

No.

Ken has always been gay, and Barbie is his beard. I thought everyone knew this. Seriously, I first heard this in the 60's when I didn’t even know what that meant.

Why anyone cares is beyond me. Other than just being fodder for gossip, these people are meaningless to anything that happens in your life.

We don’t eat dogs because dogs are people that bark. Horses are fair game.

Considering that airline seats recline about 5 degrees, the whole issue is retarded. Nobody is “reclining into your lap,” so just stop lying.

If this is an issue I suggest you pony up the cash for 1st class. Otherwise, STFU and live with it.

I’d just put a “No Vegetarian Meal Options” sign in the window.

Yes, they grow up so fast these days they still live with their parents when they are 35.....

Nobody should be trick or treating by the time they turn 13. If you have boobs or have to shave, it’s over.

Colchicine in small doses won’t kill you, but if you take enough of it you’ll wish it had.