Personal experience speaking here; stay the hell away from crab. It is, by far, the worst trigger I’ve ever had.

But enough about that rapist, Bill Clinton.....

No fishing off the company pier. Nobody cares about what you are fishing for, but you have to do it someplace else.

Having worked at Pizza Hut I can tell you that up until the early 90's the dough was not frozen. It was made fresh each morning and afternoon.

I’ve been making omelettes for nearly 50 years, and not once have I ever used a silicon spatula. I’ve always used a long, slotted, flexible metal spatula.

I’ve been making omelettes for nearly 50 years, and not once have I ever used a silicon spatula. I’ve always used a…

The reality of it is that Mormon girls come in three flavors: 1) uptight, scared, and married off to breed at 16, 2) teen slut until her family sells her, 3) “fully recovered” escapee, who typically flee when being told that they’ve been sold off to someone they’ve never met.

An option that isn’t being mentioned is that McDonald’s bought a whole bunch of crappy machines and maintenance/parts is a royal pain in the ass.

Depends on the high school kids. This is where weeding out the losers and slackers during the interview process comes in.

Every now and then you’ll find one that does one or two of the fake Chinese dishes a lot better than the average.

Spaghetti Factory.

I’d go with a Porter for spicy food, or a cider.

I didn’t feel really secure until I had about $100K in a money market account and $1M in my 401(k).

That sounded like a particularly stupid analogy.

Wendy’s makes a better chicken sandwich, and they’re open on Sundays.

So, you’re saying the Nazis actually won the battle of Britain?

I stopped using iodized salt decades ago; it tastes odd in a number of dishes, and goiter really isn’t an issue for people with a balanced diet.

Sort of makes you wonder if they adopted the Apple business model.

I always viewed buying a Tesla a sucker move for people that don’t know enough to wait for the bugs to be worked out of any new technology.

I installed a bunch of 6-outlet adapters with USB plugs over the AC outlets, set out a basket full of cables, and then set up a charging pad. It’s all as much for my use as guests.

I installed a bunch of 6-outlet adapters with USB plugs over the AC outlets, set out a basket full of cables, and…

Ate at Panera once, and even with hideously low expectations it managed to come in below that.