The deal with buying a McMansion is that you aren’t planning on staying there for the long term. Sure, they’re bigger and more expensive, but also generally newer with fewer needed repairs. Also, all other things being equal, you’ll end up with more equity in the long haul with the more expensive home. You’ll also be…

You got 2 out of 5 right, which for a millennial is like 100%, plus a bonus round of almost adulting.

You should be ashamed of yourself for inflicting your children upon airline passengers. Next time, drive or leave them with friends.

It’s a total dick move, and everybody knows it. The worst offenders are those douchebags seated in the back that stuff their crap as close to the front of the plane as possible.

Slapping them into next week will work if you’re not willing to take a belt to their ass.

Yes, they were crap.

For those of us old enough to remember a time before boy bands, it’s called a “fried egg sandwich” not an “Egg McMuffin”....... Everybody made them, all the time, and McDonald’s merely made made an inferior fast food version of them.

You’ve obviously never eaten a peach.....

Shouldn’t that be “clammy muff”...?

“Pussy” for singular, “pussies” for plural.

Skip it entirely. Most salad bars are sad things, and that sneeze guard is there for appearances only.

Nope. You’re still going to get razzed.

Nope. You’re still going to get razzed.

I get on my wife about this every now and then. It’s such bullshit - people hate “moist” because they saw it on “How I Met Your Mother.” Up until that point nobody had any opinion about the word other than making Seinfield jokes about towelettes.

Here in Seattle most people have a very special hate for the pretentious coffee snob and their overly complicated orders. We’ve gotten way, way, WAY beyond merely mocking the Niles Frasier douchebags of 20 years ago - many people have now gotten to the point of wanting to physically harm them as they stand in line…

It’s like you people have never even HEARD of Dilbert. All businesses are like that, even the ones that claim they aren’t.

Usually people want to ask him things like “Wow, just how fucking short are you?” and “With the way you treat women, how the fuck do you not kill yourself each morning when you get up?” or perhaps “Do you regret making every movie about yourself, even when your part was obviously originally written for a better actor…

I fail to see the point; men can tell you’re a complete bitch at a glance (I’m sure women can as well), surgery won’t hide that.

The best thing to do is just sort of nod and act like you too are stupid enough to believe that shit.

No, most likely a bunch of bitchy “woke” white women with Kool-Aid hair...

Well, that’s pretty stupid. There at least one woman that streams herself playing games while completely nude and some sort of computer controlled vibrator stuck up her crotch. Sounds like Twitch is losing out on a large share of market opportunities in order to act like a church lady.