The vast majority of people are at that point somewhere in their life. Some people never get past it.

Buying a low maintenance car once every 20 to 25 years instead of making constant payments.

yeah, but I’m not supporting your lazy ass....

You mean, “we don’t need 329 million mediocre software coders.”

I was telling a vegetarian coworker to eat at Taco Bell over 30 years ago because they had stopped using lard in their refried beans (and were so bad that they took the “cup of beans” off the menu because nobody ordered it any longer.)

To be perfectly honest, she looks like she’s constantly squinting at the sun. A facelift is something she should look into.

It’s not illegal, but it’s certainly bad form.

The whole concept is pretty dated. To start with, while in the 70's it wasn’t uncommon for women to actually be slim and attractive, it’s kind of a rarity in this age where most women need to lose 40+ pounds.

She looks pretty pale to me. How is this “racism”...?

Had one girlfriend start off by saying “whatever you do, don’t HOLD ME DOWN, SPANK ME, AND FUCK ME UP THE ASS. I’m not the kind of slutty girl you can just use for sex however you want.”

Most “fantasies” usually end up as some lame role-playing crap straight out of romance novel, which for most people is just weak bullshit. Unless your fantasy is something that might legitimately happen without people playing pretend pirate, keep it to yourself.

I see we dated the same woman....

Fruit does not fall far from the tree. His dad was a piece of shit, that he’s an even worse version is pretty much to be expected.

When you kill someone, even by accident, during a crime, it’s murder.

My senile MIL is in memory care; my wife is sort of struggling to come to terms with the fact that she’s really violent now that she’s assaulting non-family members.

Seems to me that people are assuming that somehow her sibling’s wealth makes it to her...........because “family” or “reasons”.....?

I always figured that the “by the glass” price was “retail bottle price” - essentially a 400% markup over what you’d pay if you just bought the same bottle. Which is why if it’s a serious meal I either bring my own bottle and pay the corkage fee or stick with cocktails. If you’re at a pizza joint it will be a box…

There is just so much fucking wrong in that article I can barely think of a place to begin.

There is just so much fucking wrong in that article I can barely think of a place to begin.

Well, we know that YOUR personality isn’t any good on its own....

Trying to lower your standards is like trying to breathe something other than air. You like what you like, and that’s it; you can’t force arousal.