I’ve tried several such places, gotten the shits from two of them, unimpressed with all. They are a couple rungs below conveyor belt sushi, yet frequently act as if they had Michelin stars.

Ugh. You mostly picked a bunch of crap that is routinely replaced or impractical for students.

Ugh. You mostly picked a bunch of crap that is routinely replaced or impractical for students.

How to enjoy sparkling water: pour it down the drain.

You misspelled “Hero”

The Illiad.

I have to imagine that she really planned to retire by now, but put her foot in it by not doing so before the Senate basically told lame-duck Obama to screw off. Now she’s hoping she doesn’t kick off before Trump is replaced, and it’s very possible that he’ll be there until 2024 because, as much as people dislike…

From the guy’s perspective:

No, you’re one of those morons that “thinks” it’s safer and you do a good job. It isn’t, and you don’t.

Now that cars have backup cameras everyone thinks they can do it because it’s “so easy.” Well, they all suck at it.

The Warriors.

I hear this sort of argument from illiterates that went to college for a degree in something worthless all the time. I’ve had people with a MBA that couldn’t string together a simple paragraph, and essentially had 6th grade literacy skills.

You should also make sure to have an ace bandage or a sprain splint.

You should also make sure to have an ace bandage or a sprain splint.

No gear list is complete with including a pistol and some extra ammo. Also, while a leatherman is great, I wouldn’t call it a knife on a bet. I also have serious reservations about you choice of a headlamp instead of an actual flashlight. Carry both if you are too inept to use a flashlight.

No gear list is complete with including a pistol and some extra ammo. Also, while a leatherman is great, I wouldn’t…

A large fanny pack has always been the ideal place to store your .45 longslide and a couple spare extended magazines loaded up with 200 grain JHP.

A large fanny pack has always been the ideal place to store your .45 longslide and a couple spare extended magazines…

Such bullshit. The response is a hard “go fuck yourself, envirotards”

Everyone’s a pervert if you dig deep enough.

Sounds like a classic “hey! asshole!” moment. Only that which is set out is fair game for guests.

Ever been on a waterbed with a busted heater? Your back is so stiff in the morning you feel like a corpse. What is supposed to the benefit of this deathtrap?

It’s Jar Jar Binks and Queen Amidala....

Why does anyone give shit about who has-been celebrities are fucking?