The first words out of his mouth should have been “are you OK?” followed up by getting the glass picked up before somebody needs stitches.

I think the first words out of my mouth would be “go fuck yourself” - but I’ve long lost the patience required to work table service.

Apple: where the only solution to any problem with your devices is “you need to buy a more expensive version of this”

My dog understands spoken English better than a lot of my coworkers.

If that was my dog she’d just fucking vanish from the face of the earth.

I was running multiplayer back when your parents were still prepubescent. No, you’re just a fucking asshole.

After only two posts I know for an absolute certainty that you are a complete douche.

Hardcore fans are the biggest annoyance of any video game. They should be subtly switched to different servers where they have to put up with each other yet cannot annoy everyone else.

That was a 5th Wheel, not an RV, you plastered on your post. An RV is a single vehicle that most resembles a bus. A 5th Wheel requires a special mount in the bed of a truck, where a camper sits in the bed of a truck. A trailer is mounted to a hitch and towed and come in a number of flavors including “pop up” (which…

Welcome to advice you needed to hear at least 3 years ago, when USB-C was suddenly everywhere.

Welcome to advice you needed to hear at least 3 years ago, when USB-C was suddenly everywhere.

By my standards most people under 40 are illiterate. I’ve had the pleasure of breaking out the red pen and just bleeding all over the stuff written by coworkers that have postgraduate degrees.

Whistle using my fingers in my mouth.

Uh, no, it didn’t. It was considered a crappy movie when it aired, and we all laughed at how cornball it was. Perhaps you’ve been reading the network press releases that hyped it?

It’s almost as if it’s a cycle......

So, it’s truck stop sushi?

“Whiteness” most likely isn’t a word in the context that you use it.

Most people would assume that young men sitting on porches, particularly during normal working hours, are either unemployed or selling drugs (which, I suppose, is technically a job, but one that will eventually get you shot or in jail).

I’d promptly replace it with “blow me” and set up a hair salon.

Just so you know, you don’t really have any “white allies” - at best they are using you for their own political purposes.

The shoe organizer is pretty much it. The rest of that crap screams “I’m not yet an adult”

The shoe organizer is pretty much it. The rest of that crap screams “I’m not yet an adult”