Rent control = slums

Justin Bieber pretending he’s sentient.

Add 10% when going from yards to meters.

Add this to “crap I can just do with my phone and not worry about”...

Ideally you just leave laxative laced “leftovers” for them to eat next time.

It’s all great until you turn an ankle because you didn’t buy real hiking boots.

It’s all great until you turn an ankle because you didn’t buy real hiking boots.

AOC is a brainwashed little idiot. You can safely ignore her thoughts on everything.

My wife always poses it as a “this one or that one?” question. She’s usually steered right by the wait staff.

My neighbor worked for “I Am Becoming” (don’t know if they still exist) which preyed upon menopausal women stuck on the career ladder who thought that joining a cult would somehow jumpstart them up into being an executive now that they were apparently all divorced.

Amway, anyone?

Starting a “real, physical revolution” against a group of people that are heavily armed and already don’t trust you in the slightest isn’t a smart thing to do.

Doubtful. From the male perspective she’s, at best, a sometimes 6.

His job is to represent his constituents, not push his own personal agenda of stupid.

Yeah, you should have told her to fuck herself with a sharp stick.

As someone that has cleaned up after women professionally, I can only state that women are far messier than men when it comes to bathrooms.

If the food was truly horrible they won’t be coming back, and honestly, nobody else will be either. You’ll be looking for a new job soon as this place closes down.

Geriatrics shouldn’t be running for office.

Hey, if the Clintons can do it.....

The worst mistake the NRA has ever made was not immediately jettisoning Wayne LaPierre for being a world class douchebag.

My wife can easily spend 30 to 40 hours a week just yakking away to people on the phone. I make one to two phone calls per year, and always to schedule something.