Have you considered that many people consider racism to BE fake news?

Idiocy like this is why space aliens have quarantined off the entire solar system.

Pro Tip: Crazy people are crazy

Only vegans, so no sentient life.....

Shadenfreude.....

It belongs in the dumpster.

You could just buy a vacuum pack of rotisserie chicken meat at Costco and save even more time.

Everybody hates you.

Brie Larson couldn’t act her way out of a wet paper bag.

Is that all you could come up with? That list should be much, much, longer, starting with Meryl Streep, Barbra Streisand, Chris Pine, Arnold.....

You can’t fix stupid. Lecturing stupid people about doing stupid stuff is a waste of effort.

Doesn’t look significantly worse than what most women wear.

Inslee is the “who?” candidate, even right here in Washington state. Aside from 3 or 4 people that work for Seattle’s only, sorta-there but mostly not, newspaper, nobody can tell you anything he’s done except work his way up the ladder via a stint as a very bland and meaningless AG.

Frequently people will order “no onions” in order to ensure that their burger/whatever is made fresh and not just grabbed from under the heat lamps.

Obviously, the lack of children.....

Obviously, the lack of children.....

The best advice is to realize that only suckers put money in tip jars, and ignore them.

I was in there once about 20 years ago and ordered up what turned out to be a very lame burger. Never went back.

Old eggs peel better.

It’s called “spooge” - “jizz” is so 1970's.

No, actually she nailed it; you’re all a bunch of bitchy little girls that the entire world mocks.